Which toon MILF is the hottest?

Well, there’s a live-action version of the show now. I’ve seen most of it, and…

…just…

…no.

If it were up to me, I’d make that acronym FILF.

Just, you know, because.

Hell I could make her a MILF for you in 10 seconds flat! eh? eh? elbows your side

nevermind.

I gotta say, I am astounded that thus far no one has mentioned about the only MTWEHACTF(Mother They Would Ever Have A Chance To Fuck).

Cartman’s mom.

Enjoy,
Steven

Another vote for Blondie. Hubba hubba!

Here’s somebody’s webpage titled Cartoon Girls I wanna Nail.

(Warning: contains very raunchy text)

Lois Pewterschmidt Griffin.

How about Nani, the big sister from Lilo & Stitch? She’s not actually a mom, but she is her sister’s legal guardian, so that’s sort of close. And I bet having those muscular legs wrapped around you would be an experience you wouldn’t soon forget…

Dennis the Menace has a pretty hot mom.

Pepper from Blue’s Clues is very hot.

I cannot believe nobody has mentioned Mrs. Shibata.

C’mon guys Archie and Jughead can’t have all the fun. Doesn’t anybody else want Betty AND Veronica? :cool:

My God, cm, isn’t there some Orthodox prohibition against uttering vile puns?

:wink:

I’d do Betty … but I’d be thinking of Wilma.

:struggles to avoid following up Red Dwarf quote:

Calvin’s mom.

slaps forehead

Well there’s my #1 choice now :wink:

Diogenes:

I haven’t seen any in the traditional interpretations. In fact, wordplay is quite common in the Talmud (granted, much less vile) :smiley:

“Puns - never apologize, never explain.” - Dogbert

What, no one has claimed the chance to make Betty Boop into Betty Bopped?

(I wouldn’t, either. I’m just surprised, that’s all.)

I don’t think they qualify on the “mom” factor.

What was Olive Oyl’s relationship to Swee’Pea?

I’m just curious, not that I think she’s hot - although she does have those long, agile limbs…