Who are the cool kids here?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Zing!

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Now now, everyone knows the only sure way to judge coolness is with a patented Hubert J. Farnsworth Coolometer. Anything less than 40 Megafonzies and you still haven’t arrived, folks. :smiley:

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The first time through, I very badly misread the word “frolicking” there. Whoo boy.

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You’ll want to read my posts. Follow my stats regularly. Oh, and read my blog…
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Hey! Where did all those groans come from?! Don’t listen to these guys!*

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You were imaging something like this? (Potentially NSFW–especially if you work with penguins.)

Now THAT’S :cool:cool:cool:.

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I made enemies…powerful enemies…

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There’s another scientific approach to the subject.

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Is that one of those things where the uncool people call it the COOL-o-meeter, and the cool kids pronounce it cool-AH-mehter, and sneer at everyone who isn’t in the know?

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My face just got red.

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runs a comb through my brylcreem slathered hair…puts pack of boros back into the sleeve of my white tee shirt…exclaims…“who the fuck are you all looking at?”

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If you have to say you’re cool, you’re not cool.

Then there are those like me, who have never been cool, and know enough to not mention it.

Umm…

Now I don’t know what’s cool and what isn’t.

Ah, ^&%$ it. Life-s too short to worry about this &^%). I’m going over there to do something else. Possibly involving lasers, larn, or storytelling.

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Something like that, yes. Also a callback to a joke about the Seven Dwarfs enquiring about a very short nun.

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My mommy says I’m cool.

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Being a fair and reasonable debater.

Being quick with a quip, but know when not to quip.

Being of diverse interests, at least one of which is a traditional nerd pastime.

Being knowledgeable and reliable about something people care about.

Never trolling. Not even once.

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I was cool.
Then.

:frowning:

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No return to the thread. . . .join date Aug 2012. . . .hmmmm.

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They’re pretty much all gone from here. We’ve had some absolute, side-splitting hilarious posters in the past, but they’ve all left.

People like Scylla, with The Horror of Blimps.

Or Meek, with the saga of Mr. Happy.

Here’s a good rehash of some of the classics.

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I can’t deny this.

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The SDMB is rapidly becoming the web’s premier location for penguin related porn, particularly avian on human fellatio. (Google it, I dare you!)

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To be fair there’s not really much reply needed from the OP. He could be reading avidly and judging us all.

relaxes against a wall :cool:

falls down