Who are the cool kids here?

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Martini_Enfield

Now now, everyone knows the only sure way to judge coolness is with a patented Hubert J. Farnsworth Coolometer. Anything less than 40 Megafonzies and you still haven’t arrived, folks.

{Plugs in meter, clenches fists, strains and grunts, can only get the needle up to 30 Megafonzies.} Dammit.

@ThisSpaceForRent

runs a comb through my brylcreem slathered hair…puts pack of boros back into the sleeve of my white tee shirt…exclaims…“who the fuck are you all looking at?”

I wish you’d said, “What the fuck are you looking at?” because then I’d have a great answer, lifted from Get Fuzzy - “I don’t know - I’m not a scientist.”

[blondebear]

40 Megafonzies? Ha! That metric doesn’t even register on Dean/McQueen Index.

[SiXSwordS]

@njtt

The SDMB is rapidly becoming the web’s premier location for penguin related porn, particularly avian on human fellatio. (Google it, I dare you!)

I thought that turned out to be an Urban Legend.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@Lynn_Bodoni

C. K. Dexter Haven took a vacation in Antarctica once, and sent me pics of himself amidst frolicking penguins. On ice. I imagine that this was pretty cool.

I once worked in the Antarctic in my former career. I wasn’t going to post about it, but…

@Johnny_Bravo

The cool kids are the ones who are too cool to post in this thread.

Aw, damn.

[Spoons]

@Cat_Whisperer

{Plugs in meter, clenches fists, strains and grunts, can only get the needle up to 30 Megafonzies.} Dammit.

Hey, I got to 38.5 MFz! May not be 40, but it’s close.

[PSXer]

Just to be clear, I only posted in this thread ironically

[InsomniaMama]

@PSXer

Just to be clear, I only posted in this thread ironically

We know, dear. We know.