Who are your "Freebies" and who are your "MILF"'s

So, etv78, how many of the freebies on your original list did you end up banging?

You know, you could all could skip this fascinating “WAT IS MILF?” discussion and just list 5 women without regard to their age/category? Just because the OP chooses to categorize his never-gonna-happen-fantasies that way doesn’t mean everyone else has to.

If you don’t want to be restricted by only 5 people you’ll never have, just list 10.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

ETA: I’ll play along!
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MILFs, that is hotties old enough to be your mom, are difficult once you hit your 40s. The age threshold would be, like, 60.

OK, Helen Mirren’s a gimme. Mary Steenburgen, definitely. Wendi Malick, sure. (Has she any sprogeny? Not like I care.) Susan Sarandon? Why not?

What’s Jo Beth Williams up to these days?

Susan Lucci!

btw, michelle kwan JUST got engaged.

I’d pick Shohreh Aghdashloo over any of 'em.

Didn’t know that! :frowning: DARN!!!

You’ll just have to hope that you’re on her freebie list.

Michelle Kwan’s Freebie List

  1. Neil Patrick Harris
  2. Hugh Jackman
  3. Chris Hemsworth
  4. James Bond (any of the actors, except Woody Allen)
  5. random dude in a wheelchair

Yow! I love Persian gals. Some of them age spectacularly.

Guess I’ll play along. Don’t have a SO at the moment, but hey. With my ex, pretty much anyone I liked would be a “freebie,” as long as she could watch or play too. And these lists are really subject to whim; I’d probably come up with a different list tomorrow.

  1. Charlize Theron
  2. Emma Stone
  3. Kate Upton
  4. Josie Maran
  5. Laetitia Casta

MILFs

  1. Lynda Carter (23 years older)
  2. Charlotte Rampling (28 years older)
  3. Brigitte Lahaie (18 years older)

My wife’s list includes (though she’d never admit it) Paul Gross, Robert Redford, the Jewish guy who played Lex Luthor in Smallville, and Michael J. Fox.

My freebies would have to be:

Scarlett Johanssen
Charlize Theron
Thekla Reuten
Rosario Dawson
Jaime Lynn-Sigler

Far more MILFS in my list because that’s my thing:

Connie Nielsen
Mariska Hargitay
Monica Bellucci
Elizabeth Perkins
Julianne Moore
Diane Lane
Mary Stewart Masterson