Ok, kristoph and wyldelf, let me explain the concept of cookies to you…
okay, this split personality thing is wayyyyy too confusing, and that should have been violets, not viloets
ahh deary deary me
That’s ok, viloets aren’t red either (are they?) so the poem still makes sense. And BTW, my virtual wife and her divorce lawyer sharing Valentine poems? Isn’t this some sort of conflict of interest?
hell no, the Wyldone is about to move to a place with my gf, so professionalism is assured, well, as much as I can with out actually being a professional, …, of anything
proceedings seem to be on hold at the moment if I read it correctly, damn I wish she’d tell me these things!!
::dodges purephreak’s arrow::
[obnoxious singsong] Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me. [/obnoxious singsong]
::grabs the back of his neck and kisses him lightly::
::shoots arrow at ChiefScott::
I want a valentine who will offer to lick/suck my breasts off.
Thats not good enough…come now you know better
::Grabs her leans her back and kisses her passionately::(this is definitley with tounge)
Now what’s this about lick/sucking your breasts off
::mischievous Grin::
-PurePhreak
dam smilies
make that a …: (…
thanks
-PurePhreak
Jim Henson, when I make myself a webpage I shall build
a shine in your honour. You are sorely missed.
Thank you.
I am. Brunetter I’ve seen you post, and can’t believe
an amazing DoperLady like you would want a guy like me.
I’d love to be one of you valentines, If you’ll have me.
hmmm i spend every weekend with him, we just went out to dinner on monday, i flirt with him all the time, and i think he likes me too. So dammit MAKE YOUR MOVE ALREADY!
hehe too bad he doesn’t know i’m stalking him on SD MWAHAHAHAHAHA! like a vandal in the night, i’m as sly as a fox…maybe i should try being more direct this weekend…
:Rick drops the flowers he was holding:
Uh! They got me…can’t go on…leave me…I’ll only slow you down
:Rick looks at the arrow in him and smiles: 
:Rick waits for it’s owner to come and collect it: 
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me…
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me …
C is for cookie that’s good enough for me …
etc etc
Goto love the Cookie Monster song
by the way
Valentine SMOOCH
Swwwwwweeeeeet!!! Dude…
Hi there. Aw, RickQ, you look cute skewered.
::picks up flowers::
For me???
Sigh. Another flirty post where my name isn’t mentioned.
OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek:
::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!!
(insufferably pleased with himself) **
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Hey<lurkernomore You know that I can and will kiss it and make it better. That is not all I can do either!!!
Ouch! Now what are you going to do about my arm? **
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::Pulls arrow out with teeth, licks away the blood::
Did it work? ::hopeful::
But of course, Audreykins.
I even whipped up a poem for you, my little psych geek:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Dude! What does mine say!
Sweet! What does mine say!
Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!
SWEET! WHAT does MINE say??
DUUDE!
[/Dude, Where’s My Car]
That said…
Gunslinger of course. I love you.
And since I’ve got a box of leftover Powerpuff Girls valentines on my desk, here’s one for YOU, k8ie, and hey Homer, here’s one for you too.
::kisses KKBattousai on the cheek::
:eek:
:Rick gets kind of shy and mumbles: :o
Yes. I hope you like them.
Brynda, will you be my Valentine?