Where’s that Uzi manual again?
:: Pulls out full-auto c-bow and loads the big clip …
Well, I must say, this Valentine’s Day thing was a really good idea.
Why, already so far, I got stabbed by an arrow from Euty, air kissed by Nyms, and handed lots of chocolate by Daniel.
Hmmmmmmmmm-
Whom should I choose?
Aw, what the hey? I choose all three!
Plus dpr
Scotti
[sub]Taking careful aim and letting fly somewhere in the direction of Oz[/sub]
A hit! A palpable hit! I am undone!
(Damn, that was good aiming, rjk! How did you manage to undo my bra with that thing? 
)
Oh, I knew that. 
Awww. Don’t worry, Cnote, I have more than enough love for all of you. 
“I’m not in love with you, no more than you are with me, and if I were, you would be the last person I’d ever tell. God help the man who ever really loves you. You’d break his heart, my darling, cruel, destructive little [K]AT who is so careless and confident she doesn’t even trouble to sheathe her claws.”
–Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’ Hara, Gone With The Wind
**
That’s nice to know.
But if it weren’t for this:
I’d have dumped you long ago.
[sub]Yeah, yeah, I’ll pay for this later. No need for the entire board to know how hopelessly P-whipped I am.[/sub]
**
FINE! FINE! I’ll get you a card! You want candy? Flowers??
gets in the way
Ow! You shot me, you bastard! =>
Orders an Extra Large ACME Rubber Band, and an ACME Super Range Valentine’s Arrow.
Ties the ends of the rubber band to two trees, ala Wylie Coyote.
Nocks the arrow into the rubber band, and starts stretching it, running back about a quarter mile.
Releases with a mighty BOOOOINNNG!!!, sending the arrow streaking at supersonic speeds bearing 44 degrees away from me.
Waits for it to arrive.
::reads through four page thread::
What is this? Not one mention? Well I love you all too. 
::goes into corner to sulk::
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms.
Damn, I’m good! (See the sig. )
::nudges hypergirl::
I’ll share a can with ya . . .
Tripler
Actually, the AF Personnel Center is getting a Valentine from me. I don’t want to be their bitch again . . .
Sorry I’m late. Better late than never though 
:Rick ducks under several stray arrows:
Erm, well…mumble…mumble…still practicing this flirting thing :o
What? behind my back? Oh, that’s nothing.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Anthracite *
Releases with a mighty BOOOOINNNG!!!, sending the arrow streaking at supersonic speeds bearing 44 degrees away from me.
I hope it didn’t hit you back otherwise you may be seriously hurt unlike Wiley Coyote, your probably not a cartoon with infinite immortality like Kenny. “Oh my god” “You killed Kenny” “You Ba$…ds”
**
[/QUOTE]
OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek:
::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!!
(insufferably pleased with himself) **
[/QUOTE]
Hey<lurkernomore You know that I can and will kiss it and make it better. That is not all I can do either!!!
Ouch! Now what are you going to do about my arm?
sk8rixtx, you’ve just been upgraded to full-fledged valentine!
Hmmmm… maybe if I hit him with an arrow, he will drop whatever he has behind his back and I can nab it.
::aims arrow at RickQ::
::lines up an arrow loaded with roses and chocolates and smooches::
For everyone who even knows I exist!
A special box of smooches for my virtual hubby Corvus who is strong and faithful to all his wives!!!
And most importantly, a warm heart felt Happy V-Day to smug.
::takes out bow aims at Hypergirl::
Hyper you sexy…get over here
::Releases arrow::
-PurePhreak
Well, you’re just being a dork, so there. [You know I still love you, I’ve just got my eyes set on one person right now…] :
:
Now that’s just scary IMO.
}Hyper you sexy?" ??? I think I’ll go run to my corner now…
hmmm, okay, lemme see …
Roses are red
Viloets are not
so am I your
Valentine or what?
… brain fart this is the quality of prose you get from kristoph post-work, sorry!!!