exits Dex’s lab wearing robot, cyborg armor. Armed with multi-firing bow, capable of firing over 56 arrows per second. Equipped with infared, heat seeking site. Arrows dipped in scientific mixture
Ba-bam-BAAAAA! <— doom music.
Lets get cupid-ized.
Ka-chick. aims Peeeewwww, wicha. stabs ChiefScott right between the eyes
Ka-chick. aims Peeeewwww, wicha. hits soulsling right in the heart
Ka-chick. aims Peeewwwww, wicha. enters c_goat’s right scull and tip protrudes from left side of head.
smoke and alarms Wheee-rrrr! Wheee-rrrr! arrows shoot in all directions, hitting a few innocent Dopers.
Ahhh! How do I turn this thing off? cyber-suit overloads and powers down
You know you don’t even have to ask. Even though I’m repeating myself, and this is probably too public for something this honest, I’m going to say it anyway.
Kathryn, I love you. And not in the sense that one “loves” his car or “loves” sunsets. I mean that if I were given a choice right now to have everything on the planet in exchange for knowing you, I’d choose you. No hyperbole–I’m dead serious. Power, money, women, whatever; it wouldn’t matter. I love you even to the point that if by giving my life I could save yours, I would not hestitate and would die happy.
Yes, I know it might seem crazy. That doesn’t concern me. Nor does it matter that you can’t fully return the feeling. My delight in you knows no bounds, no walls, no shackles, but radiates as far and wide as light from the brightest star. No distance can ever really separate me from you, as the look in your eyes the day we met is a piece of you that I will carry with me forever, and I will always look back on that moment with an adoration that would shame the full moon’s adoration for the sun.
I did not think it possible to feel like this about anyone. At times, I wish that I did not love you so much, as I know how difficult your position is, and it would probably be easier for us both if I didn’t. Or if I could keep myself from writing things like this. The simple fact is, I can’t. And so my heart will continue beating for you with constancy that only death will curtail.
I guess I’ll have to take your word for it, in return for a modicum of privacy.
And MrBlue… let me add another WOW. Even reading it and knowing it’s NOT for me makes my heart flutter!
[wyldelf** - an ego slut? You may have something there and I intend to do something about it. Check out the “For wyldelf” thread and let’s see how many people I can piss off now…
Nymysys, sweetie, are you mad at me? Didn’t you notice I listed you as a Valentine? You acted mad about that. I would also like you to check out what I’m about to post in the thread I started for wyldelf. And if you want a cheesy poem and your own thread too, just let me know. OK?
Well. You boys have been busy. Time for me to reciprocate.
:rolling up sleeves:
Froggy, I’m not sure HOW I feel about you right now, but we’ll go to the wyldelf thread after this and hash it out. Regardless, you’re a sweetie and of COURSE I’ll be your valentine! ::an arrow, on it’s way:: Bad Hat, although no one but me seems to know who you are, I think that you’re making the grade, buddy. One arrow for you now, a beer later. ::thunk!:: Mikey, your arrows keep missing, but the intent is sweet. Hey, I married you, didn’t I? And we ALL know how I feel about marriage! ::'nother arrow:: Morphy, uh…you’re creeping me out with the plunging arrow, buddy. Nice intent, though. You know I dig you. ::big arrow. friendly fire, though. no bad intent. no CHEST-PLUNGING ferchrissakes!:: Andy…<sigh> Andy. This one-sided thing is killing me. Can you come back? Please? My fingers hurt from the text messaging. ::super-duper extra-large arrow::
And one more that’s MIA so far…dpr. DUH! The one that makes all the places very, very Pretty. Our humble SDMB President, and the guy that always makes me smile. Always. ::upside down arrow in a bikini for the Ozzie::
Also, can’t forget wyldelf, Scotti, Robyn, andygirl (who I think I have a crush on) and all my #SD wimmins. Without you, I’d be left with all these men to myself. ::thousands of little, cute, girly arrows::
If by that you mean that Brunetter will get not nearly enough attention as she rightfully deserves, why yes, it looks as if you’re correct.
THWACK! * aww, isn’t that cute, Rob’s arrow is wearing a top hat. Yes, honey, I’ll be your valentine!!
virtual smooch
** Spoofe Bo Diddly ** - cause he’s handsome, intriguing and strong.
** Scralden ** - are you quoting the FRAGGLES in your sig? Ok, the rest of you out of the way, he’s mine!!
** andygirl ** - for her big, big heart.
** upham ** - cause he’s wonky and has an old soul.
:: Hauls out her bow and shoots off all FIVE arrows at once…
Plus, whoever that was that flirted with me in the “thread for people who aren’t flirted with” that I can’t find now … who was that masked man?
If you want to, feel free to call. I could give you my work number (I have nothing better to do there anyway) and it’s toll free. Just email me and I’ll email you back with the 800 number.
Anyone else bored and want to chat? I must warn you though, I think Silly Rabbit and evilbeth are just being overly nice about the way my voice sounds.
Fine. You’re not any fun. Intellegent, supportive, understanding and wonderful, but never fun. Not you. No fun at all. Happy?
In all seriousness, I hope you realize as well how special you are in my odd little life. You are truly one of my dearest friends. I have lots of friends. But there are few I trust as deeply and instictively as I do you.
[sub] So why aren’t you doing the Valentine card swap? [/sub]
Hands down, it’s got to be Fenris because he makes me laugh. Not just one little chuckle that comes from a one-liner quip. Between the “Iron Chef Battle” and the Mod thread going on in ATMB, I’ve had to wipe many a laugh-tear from my eyes.
You all remember what turned Jessica Rabbit on…
:::pulls back hard on the bow, eyes closed, and lets rip:::
::big arrow. friendly fire, though. no bad intent. no CHEST-PLUNGING ferchrissakes!::