Oh hey, I’m married to Angel also, aren’t I. Angel… Be my one and only (along with nocturne… and anyone else that wants it…)
::Scralden finishes reading Have you even BOTHERED checking out the Valentine thread???,
reaches around to the back of his head::
YEEOUCH!
Ahh, that explains the sudden, uncontrollable urge to write fanfic.
You were right TruePisces, I wouldn’t notice even if it smacked
me upside the head.
hugs
smiles sweetly That can be arranged again…
before she thinks twice, runs up and kisses Scralden soundly on the mouth That’s for putting up with me.
runs back to UncleBill and kisses him soundly on the mouth And that’s just because!
TruePisces
::taps foot, waiting with bow in hand for RickQ to happen by::
I’ve been giving him flirting lessons and he is coming along nicely.
sk8rixtx, will you be my semi-valentine?
Totoro, my sweet. I thought you’d never ask. I’d be honored.
:takes aim at rjk, then fires arrow:
Gotcha! 
CnoteChris, poohpah chalupa, silent_rob, and KKBattousai,
Won’t you please be my SDMB Valentines?
I’m willing to share [sub]all but one of you[/sub] …
uh, need some ointment rubbed on that wound? Massage the area? Someone to sit on? ...uh, some face to sit on....uh, some PLACE to sit on....
Hmmm you make an awfully good proposal. I think I’ll accept
Now what exactly is my winkwink* nudgenudge* going to be? Is it gonna be normal or what I’ve always wanted that you agreed on one night?
I’d be flattered, Kathryn. And my bass is definitely for it, too. 
Wow, two of the girls I asked to be my Valentines also ask me? I think it’s time I headed for Vegas. 
Of course, the answer is yes, Audrey. 
Le Sang walks in and reads the thread, and blushes when he gets to this part.
Aww… shucks…
Sure I’ll be your Valentine 
Arrows? Who need stinken arrows? I have See’s chocolate- the 2lb nuts & chews. Hmm, one for Scotti, and one for Purp. Anyone else?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by kristoph *
**
The Roses are wilting
The Violets are dead
Just lucky I know
You’re awesome in bed
Fun? Can’t you come up with better than “fun”?
“One kiss
shall stop our mouths,
and dumbly part;
Thus give I mine,
and thus take I thy heart.”
–Richard II, Act 5, Scene i
Kathryn, I know there are those who see our friendship as mere cyberflirting. They couldn’t be more wrong, and I suspect they’ll never understand. But you understand.
Meeting you is the best thing that happened to me last year, by far. In just over six months, you’re one of THE closest friends that I have. Closer than people that have known me for YEARS.
I think the world of you. And, as you know, I don’t throw around the word “love” lightly. Maybe just as a friend for now, someday maybe something more.
You are very, very special to me. How much so, the Bard himself fails me.
Don’t ever think that I, or anyone else, is too good for you. Simply put, it’s not true.
Your ardent admirer, Dan
Tongue-tied or freudian slip? Well, I already have a wonderful massage going from UncleBill… and sitting on a place might not be comfortable for awhile… a place can’t make accomidations for your pain… So, I guess that leaves either someone or… You take your pick! 
Yeah. Why not. I’m a romantic.
What? What’s this “All but one of you” stuff?
::Cnote leans back in his chair and gives Audrey a look of dissaproval. Cnote is stymied because he can’t see her reaction beneath the mountain of Hawaiian leis::
WOW! Third arrow, third to be kissed soundly on the mouth, I’m playing the lotto this week with all THREEs!
::giving deep, long strokes down TruePisces’ back::
If that kiss was “just because”, I’m going to have to give you a REAL reason to kiss me soundly on the mouth! SEVERAL reasons!
You’ve gotten a good start already. What OTHER reasons will you give me???
True, my darling, I’m not willing to tell the world exactly how I will make you feel like that, my phone would never stop ringing, the line to my front door would annoy my neighbors, and dealing with the multitudes of other women would detract from the time and attention I can lavish on you. All the guys would be more jealous, and those darned papparazi are SUCH a pain.
But trust me, I have references.