They do say practice makes perfect… and the third time’s the charm…
rubs backside I’ve been hit! turns to see UncleBill grinning But how sweet it is!
I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit on the couch for a little while, though. 
TruePisces
No couch sitting? Hmmm, maybe spooning would be an option? I’ve got the perfect solution for that sore cute little behind, I am a highly trained masseur: shiatzu, Swedish, acupressure, or foreplay styles.
Well…
whips out his auto-cross 2000
Fully automatic, baby!
Hmm…too bad I don’t have anyone to shoot.
Honour? Where’s the honour? Let’s just have sex!! Oh - hand on - you are my housemate and I am moving in with your gf.
Ok we’ll just write sappy Valentines notes instead.
I’ll think of one!
Geeez, how many women do you think I can satisfy in one thread?
Ooo! Do I get to choose, or are you going to surprise me?
You don’t have to choose, True, I can go all night and you can get it all!
(ohmygosh, did I say that?)
All of them Euty, from what I’ve seen in other threads and in sig lines. 
I may as well give it the old collage try pulls back bow, takes high aim, releases Ow!!! Sun of a diddaly idally diddaly. Maybe 90% isn’t low enough.tries again I hope someone gets it.
Huh? ::swoon:: ::thud::
::gets up::
OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek:
Takes his hi-tech twin barreled crossbow loaded with heat-seeking quarrels and fires two at once...
::strikes True Pisces in left hip:: KA-
::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!!
(insufferably pleased with himself)
blush You don’t need an arrow to go right to a girl’s heart!
I may as well give it the old collage try pulls back bow, takes high aim, releases Ow!!! Sun of a diddaly idally diddaly. Maybe 90% isn’t low enough.tries again I hope someone gets it.
looks down in bewilderment Hu-? Ouch! Now I’ve been hit twice below the belt! I’m never going to be able to sit in the corner of a couch again! Now, however shall I repay you for that shot?
thinks for a minute, then the light bulb comes on I know!
walks up to lurkernomore, grabs his face between her hands and kisses him soundly
Bet you weren’t expecting THAT!
walks back over to UncleBill, grinning wildly
Please! I think we should. In fact I’m trying to get a list of Valentine exchangers together. Over here!
[sub]I pray that works[/sub]
For my SDMB Valentines…my aim sucks so I’ll just have to ask…
silent_rob and his bass
DRY because he’s fun
mrblue92 (his sweet self)
Le Sang and his amazing ability to be everything I need away from home
Will you guys be my Valentines?
hummm who would I like to be my valentine on SDMB…who could the lucky guy be??? Gees so many to choose from…I would have to say that my heart and arrow shoots out to…(drum roll please…) The Mighty Tiki God! So Mighty Tiki god can I please have the honor of being your valentine…not to mention alot more if you accept my wish? winkwink* nudgenudge*
Aww, chique, that’s very sweet of you! ::smooch:: ::p-twang!:: ::thunk:: You missed me but I got you!
Nocturne, I’d be quasi-honored! ::p-twang::
::thunk:: What th’? ::spins around:: maidenunicorn! I didn’t know you cared! ::loads bow:: I’ll give you 15 seconds to run, before I’m shootin back! 
–Tim
Amyone ever hear the song “No one loves me”?
Okay, just checking.
I was trying to pass myself off as an honourable guy around here babe, thx for blowing my cover!!
*
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you’re sharing the rent,
then you can share me too!!! *
WOOOHOO!!!
Apparently Sqrl doesn’t want me. I guess he is too busy playing Evercrack. Anyone else?? :rolleyes:
::grabs a bag of popcorn and a diet coke…sits back in lawn chair, watches arrows whizzing around::