Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB?

Thanks, punha!

Arrow received, affection returned!

::Taking aim and letting fly with an arrow straight to punhun’s heart::

Now I have to go check on Cristi, who seems to be bleeding all over the foyer.

[sub]Bending over to check Persephone’s wounds and…OUCH! I have been struck by a ricocheting arrow![/sub]
Scotti
Moving into sensory overload!

Broken Doll is MY valentine, you fuckers! clutches her protectively None of you can have her! She’s mine I tell ya! All mine!

::gets whacked in the ass by someone’s stray arrow::

OW! Sunuva . . . Who’s arrow is this, and why is there a note attached saying “To Brad Pitt”?

For the love of God people, watch where you launch these things . . .

Tripler
Hit by friendly fire. . .

We are. I wanted to ask you in private, only you seem not to be in private.

Well, I have my constant Tark-shaped valentine here already, and am as pleased as punch to have him. If I get to pick on from here, though…

I have to ask Chef Troy to be my valentine. C’mon, sweetie… :smiley:

Awww grins wickedly and shoots a cupid arrow at Cumber then grabs him and gives him a big hug and smooch Sure I will smiles impishly

Oww! What the heck? If I find out who shot me with this thing, I’m going to…oh, it was you, nevermind! :wink:

I think I’ll shoot off one of my own aimed at St. Attila! (Nice picture on the People Pages, BTW!)

:D:D:D

Not much more to say really. :slight_smile:

hugs and smooches Topaz back

::wipes glow from brow [girls don’t sweat]::
That’s a relief :slight_smile:

::leans forward, smiling suductively::
I’ll be yours in private anytime, dear. :cool:

Well, my real life Valentine is of course, the one and only Mr Bear who will be home in my arms in about 13 and a half hours, give or take a few minutes. <That plane had better be on time!>
Pulling back my bow, sending the first arrow zinging straight to his heart. And she SCORES!!! :smiley:

Now, for my virtual and real life buddies:

:zing: one for maidenunicorn <as my dear friend>
:zing: one for pipefitter
:zing: one for Vestal Blue
:zing: one for rose bear <miss you, sis>
:zing: one for Danielinthewolvesden
:zing: one for Ogre
:zing: and for dpr <even though he hasn’t answered my email>

:zing: for the rest of my dear friends on here, too many to mention, and I’m running out of arrows, I’m afraid.

Trying to be coy and sly and seductive and all of those wild redhead kinda things, maidenunicorn attempts to sneak up on lurkernomore from the side. When she launches her arrow, he turns just as the arrow reaches him, so instead of hitting him in the heart, it instead smacks him in the backside <which is also cute>.
giggling YES!!! It’s a HIT!!!

Turning quickly, she then launches a second arrow in Homer’s direction. No one should be so sad on Valentine’s Day. And, this isn’t a pity shot either, JSYK.

Putting in a third arrow, she slings it at JimB, Adam Yax, and Irishman. <Amazing what one good arrow will do, isn’t it? ;)>

And of course, for my two bestest friends, purplebear and Mr Bear, some red roses, a box of chocolates, a bottle of champagne, and a key to the hotel. Don’t worry about your daughter, she’ll be safe with me. Enjoy, and have a happy anniversary. Love you both, Wy.

<whispers: don’t tell your parents what we have planned, ok?>

And, before she forgets again, some more arrows for her buddies from the Houston and the Dallas Dopefests.

No names, to protect the innocent. Or, to keep them from too much close attention by Mr Bear, as the case may be. :stuck_out_tongue:

But, all of you know who you are, don’t you? :wink:
You won’t be hearing from me for a while, though, per my friend Coldy’s suggestion, I may pop on on Tues sometime with a little message for y’all.

Would it be repetitive if I said oldscratch? In case anyone was wondering. :wink:

And spark applied to powder, why thankya, I think! I don’t believe we’ve met…

don’t mean to step on any toes here, but falling to one knee, Wlydelf, would you do me the honour???

::Andy, fights his way towards Nymysys through the crowd::

Announces…“You, are mine. Can I be yours?”

Did anybody hear above the racket these lot are making?

:wink:

We <purplebear and maidenunicorn> are so sorry, weirddave. Shame on us for that oversight. However could we have forgotten our favorite chat buddy, ear bender, mood picker-up-er and sweetie.

So, a Valentine’s for you, and a yellow rose from each of us. smooches from both. :slight_smile:

ok nym, the wait is over… pointing the arrow…
um… yeah… thats an “arrow”
uh huh
CJ

*Originally posted by evilbeth *

Back atcha, sweetie. And thanks! (I was worried you were gonna shoot a restraining order my way :))

Oh Eutychuuusss, come out and plaaayyy…:wink:

True, my couch snuggle partner, those whisperings were ANYTHING but nothings. I’m a little hurt I was third out of your quiver, maybe you were just practicing on the first two so you’d be sure to hit me, yeah, that’s the ticket!

So, as I have limited exposure to Dopers of the female type,

(draws, aims, bead of sweat rolling down brow, release)

Thhhhhhhhhhhhwak!

(hits TruePisces in her cute little behind)

lnm be darned!