My wife will be out of town for V-day. 
So I will be here with you guys sending out virtual hearts.
Anyone want to be my Valentine? I give good virtual kisses. 
Me, robgruver! Me! Me! Me!
[sub]can’t have enough Valentine Babeage…:D[/sub]
::catches the arrow mid-flight and proceeds to stab herself with it:: [just kidding guys, I really need to use some sick humour right now. That and I’ve been reading too many werid short stories for AP english. Paddy, I accept your offer. ::hands over a box of little chocolate hearts, with a special surprise included::
robgruver:
Nahh thanks anyway.
I’ll even take pity dates. ::imagine pun’s crying smilie::
–Tim
I know, i know… Didn’t mean to be moving in on your turf, but I like his name oh so very much.
Very gracious offer of you though, and I would be very happy to be your Valentine. One of them, anyway.
Hmmm… there must be a mistake…I am not mentioned in here!
wanders off to her real life in person valentine
::whips out his trusty crossbow and fires praying that it hit.::
[sub]Makes me feel special and teary eyed… ::snif::[/sub]
…diving into the air to catch that stray, totally unexpected shot from the lady who eats ants…
…reaching out and snatching the arrow from Welfy before he misses it…
Ah, Turpentine, had I but know, may I assure you that you would have been liberally peppered with arrows… Fear not, your diet does not scare me, and I hope that in time the passions may grow to be for more than my name… many thanks, and a hope for later virtual snuggling!! [sub]gosh… a totally unsolicited valentine… grin[/sub]
Welfish One… I was unaware that you were willing to accept, even in part, my foolish virtual longings… but if you peruse the thread with your name, you shall see that before anything more can happen, apparently I have a duel to settle… until then, I shall keep this arrow in a special place, wherein it may be safe from harm until the day I may pierce myself to the quick, with it’s gentle steel barb…
Pulls back, aims, and releases at Persephone, Hamadryad, Falcon and Tark<for Mrs X> hopefully one will strike…
Bill and Beth…keeping up the tradition of
non-conformist.
Makes me wonder just how many people actually GOT that reference…be assured my friend, that your sister, who is MUCH older than me due to the relativity aspect of things, is MORE than safe…after all, I wouldn’t want a Xenocide after my ass…
Damnit!!! I was SUPPOSED to include Persephone’s hubby in that for Mrs X also!!!
dammit, dammit, dammit…
Rasa
HEY!! Are we not virtually married anymore?? :eek:
I’ve been shot by an adorable Welf and a cute Angel! Return fire!
Pa-twang!
Yes!! Monster104 and Corvus said yes. I’m the happiest angel that ever was.
:::Persephone staggers back in, bleeding from the arrows of aha, Euty, robgruver, and xploder:::
Wow. Nice to be loved.
:::falls forward with a loud thump:::
Jumps out in cupid outfit
Whoops! :o
Runs off and jumps back out in Robin Hood costume
That’s better. 
Now let’s see how I do… Fires off four shots; one at AudreyK, one at Medea’s Child, one at Brunetter, and one at Silver Fire
Homer, will you be my quasi-valentine?
::aims an arrow straight at Homer::
::watches it hit a monkey butler::
Aw, hon I’m sorry…I tried! I really did!!