Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB?

How could’ve I forgotten Corvus?

::Launches an arrow and watches it sail right into a tree::

Robin

What the fu…

Dammit, woman, how many times have I told you not to be shootin’ that crossbow in the …

(suddenly softens as the arrows effect takes)

Awwwww …

The nice things about these love arrows is that sometimes, if you ricochet them just right, you can get three with the same arrow.

:: shoot ::: bink ::: bink ::: bink :::

Sigghh…I’m never going to have a happy Valentines Day EVER EVER EVER!

:frowning:

Are any of you robots? I would like a robot friend to hold me in his metal arms and read me robot poems and sing songs in a robot voice.
But I wouldn’t mind a firing a few shots at Tristan because he’s so cute!!! Bt thats a bit fruitless as his heart seems occupied and wants nothing to do with a girl who eats carpenter ants.

I feel so unloved.

Only the prettiest young lady on the boards… BrokenDoll. :wink:

My Valentine already knows who he is. :slight_smile:

Hi baby!

Rose

wyldelf, your arrows found their mark long ago so rest assured they have taken full effect by now :wink:

Nymysys, my arrows keep missing but I will keep trying…::sigh::

Turpentine, Tristan is mine! We can share him though…

…you can be my Valentine, too! You don’t mind, do you?

Others:
red_dragon
StephenG
Dynosaur
SanibelMan
Corvus
Monster104

I’ll think of others later…

Oh yeah, and definitely The Guy Welfy Hates…he seems pretty cute. :wink:

Woohoo caught your arrow right here, aha, and here’s one right back to ya. Of course you always have to have more than one egg in the basket, so here goes one out to Milo, Manny, and of course UncleBeer.

Who shall I shoot these three arrows at? Hmm…

First - aims, fires lurkernomore. Always want you to be my valentine, honey!

Second - aims, fires Scralden. For the sake of a tackle-hug.

Third - aims, fires UncleBill. Now WHAT were those sweet nothings whispered in my ear again?

TruePisces

Hmm . . .

::aims 7-arrow salute at ssskuggiii, msrobyn, scotticher, arden_ranger, mauvaise, tiggeril and nocturne::

Corvus, my sweet, you haven’t forgotten me! I’d love to be your valentine :: catches valentine::
Will you be mine?

Oh, Arden, iampunha, my sweet little virtual spouses! I’m ecstatic! I’m flattered!

Sure, Welfy, I’ll be your valentine. Though I’ll warn you now that I think what Wally had to say about Valentine’s Day was right on the money.

Monster104, will you be my virtual Valentine?
:: Shoots arrow ::

::Anamorphic walks up to Nymysys, arrow in hand, and attempts to plunge it straight into her heart::

Bow? Who do I look like, Geena Davis? I’m not taking a chance of missing…

ThisYearsGirl and I will be “sharing” Ralph Nader as our valentine.
Its a three-way…:wink:

Ohh, Jack. I’m sorry! I forgot all about you.

I would have put you on, had I remembered. K…that sounded a lot better in my head. :stuck_out_tongue:

::shoots an arrow towards Jack Batty::

Now how could I forget someone like you?

I would love to be your valentine (just watch where you’re aiming… ;))

Okay, I’ll tell but you guys have gotta promise to keep this top-secret…

Lux Fiat.

I think V Day is a waste of time too, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m lonely. :frowning:

I think I’ll have to say Topaz. She’s my favouritest poster. And my virtual wife. And my goddess. 3 good reasons are enough aren’t they? :slight_smile: