freekalette doesn’t remember.
Good.
The recipe for the ice cream is supposed to be a secret.
Another newbie checking in… making sure there´s some chocolate left in that basket I bought yesterday
Aw. How cute. You brought a basket.
Take a right down the hallway and go into the room that has the loud splashing coming from it.
Loud splashing? And I forgot my bathing shorts…
That’s perfectly alright. Though I regret to say that the ice cream isn’t waterproof.
(Welcome!)
Certainly you are aware that clothing is prohibited in the Initiation Room?
Wait, what? Naked party? Dammit! Somebody needs to initiate me right now!! Or at least, if it’s too late for that, tell me the password so I can attend future initiations.
Damn, I always get the ass-end of the deal…
Ummm…
Umm…
Always?
LOUNE, brother, you’re just going to have to start reading the memos. Not to be a dick, but 203 is actively on fire right now, same as it has been for the last 56 days. As a matter of fact, the entire second floor is unusable until sometime next month due to the life sized gummi Ron Jeremys that are stockpiled in there.
Use 319.
And I’m sure that this is just a coincidence as well.
Oh, and don’t use 319.
It still has residue from the violet vision-adaptation experiments. We were trying to make it easier to see in the Records Room, and that actually worked out okay, but then people started to say that the flowers didn’t ‘look right’ and that there were strange markings on the walls. We inspected the walls and found nothing. After Bob grew compound eyes and started dancing, we called a halt to the experiment.
I understand 320 is open. Or there’s the entire fourth floor.
So we’re going to have meghan and WormTheRed in a double initiation… I’m sure we can make room for freekalette, even though she’s been here for a year now, and even posted her photo.
Interesting link, Sunspace. So that’s where Mariah wound up. Maybe we can get Hal Briston to send us a loaner animal while we wait on the new squid and this season’s goat.
Meanwhile, the whipped cream is fresh. Walk this way.
Welcome to the boards, meghan and WormTheRed!
Yes, bbs2k, always.
I haven’t really been here for a year, though! My guest period was a year ago, but when it ran out I didn’t pay up to join until March, and I was too busy in the Pit to get a “proper” initiation party. It really would mean a lot to me, especially since I always help to lure…I mean, ah…WELCOME our new members. Yeah, welcome. That’s it. (Heh, “lure,” what was I thinking? shrug)
And I’d be completely honored if Hal Briston lent us one of his animals.
Oh, that’s not Mariah. Look at those tentacles… much too small. 
Hey everyone. Take a load off. Try the soup.
My, this soup tastes a little…odd. I wonder why?
The secret ingredient is love.
Is that what we call it now?
Thanks for the initiation! eerily looks around at all the weird things happening
But nahh… I´ll just go with the flow 
Love? From Auto?? Oh my, I think I’m feeling a little faint. If I wasn’t married, I’d have to scoop you up and keep you!
Psst, hey guys. I think one of em’s trying to get away. Quick, somebody stall while I grab the jumper cables!