Who else is new here?

WormTheRed? Hold my hand?:slight_smile:

meghan sure thing… and let´s keep our backs to the wall.

squeeel

Hi, another newcomer here. I’ve been reading the SDMB for four or five years and finally signed up. I’ve brought choclate and pie.

[QUOTE=KittenKat]
Hi, another newcomer here. I’ve been reading the SDMB for four or five years and finally signed up. I’ve brought chocolate and pie.
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You do know the rule that a KittenKat thread must contain pictures, right?

Welcome to you, meghan, WormTheRed, and – belatedly – freekalette!

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
LOUNE, brother, you’re just going to have to start reading the memos. Not to be a dick, but 203 is actively on fire right now, same as it has been for the last 56 days. As a matter of fact, the entire second floor is unusable until sometime next month due to the life sized gummi Ron Jeremys that are stockpiled in there.

Use 319.
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We finally got those shipments in?? About time… I’m hungry!

[QUOTE=freekalette]
My, this soup tastes a little…odd. I wonder why?
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Lots of yak jizz.

Wow, have we ever initiated multiple people like this? I’m thinking it could turn out to be one of the biggest bashes ever! So why do I get the feeling I’m gonna regret asking to get the n00b treatment??

[QUOTE=freekalette]
Wow, have we ever initiated multiple people like this? I’m thinking it could turn out to be one of the biggest bashes ever! So why do I get the feeling I’m gonna regret asking to get the n00b treatment??
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You won’t regret it. Unless by ‘regret’ you mean ‘remember’.

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Lots of yak jizz.
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Ah, a Grainger Consommé.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Ah, a Grainger Consommé.
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You could have mailed that joke in, sir.

Do, or do not. There is no yak jizz

Ahhhh yes… I so fondly remember the day after my first day. What nice people at the other end of this thing!

Welcome!

peeks through cracks of fingers

Is it over? Did I make it through?

Is my head supposed to hurt this much? And what happened to my shirt?

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
The secret ingredient is love.
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I thought the secret ingredient was ladle.

[QUOTE=WormTheRed]
Is my head supposed to hurt this much?
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:: pulls out large stainless-steel measuring instrument shaped somewhat like a C-clamp ::
Just lean over here so we can measure how much it hurts. Don’t worry. We can knock out any discomfort.
:: nudges rubber mallet with foot ::

You did sign the consent form. We and the Brazilian orphans are quite grateful for your donation.

Define ‘over’ and ‘through’. Yes, you survived. Yes, you’re still here. I’d say that counts as quite an achievement, actually.

[QUOTE=Diomedes]
I thought the secret ingredient was ladle.
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Ssshhh. I’m trying to break them in gently.

Is it too late to join in the fun? I only recently signed up to post, but I’ve lurked here for years.

I’ve paid my money, bring me the goat!

Welcome, Goblinboy! Would you like some “ice cream”?

Hey! They let you wear a shirt?!!? :slight_smile: