I’m a heterosexual male.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.
So, I was at dinner with a rather nosy family friend the other day. Upon hearing that our dog sleeps on the bed with us, she asked what the dog did when my husband and I, ahem, got friendly. I told her the truth, which is that he just curls up and minds his own business. But I missed a great opportunity. I should have told her that the dog joined right in. That would teach her not to ask nosy questions at the dinner table!
Not that there is anything wrong with bestiality…
Present!..bi, mostly interested in women.
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
Whan that Aprillè with hise shourès soote
The droghte of March had percèd to the roote,
I druv a motor thro’ Aprillè’s bliz
Somme forty mile, and dam neere lyke to friz.
– Bert Leston Taylor
I resent this sophomoric attempt at getting me to out myself, and I won’t fall for it.
wait a minute…
I’m bi. I prefer men more than half of the time, but I have and do find women I like also. I suspect it’s because I’m very femme in look, and I prefer women like me (femme in look, powerhouse mind, not afraid to be themselves). Heartless Bitches, in other words. My problem is that, in the gay scene (in my experience), femme women frequently go for butch women. I get really frustrated with the ‘there’s got to be a male/female style to the relationship’ mentality. Dammit, I like pretty women! Long hair, nice waist, real breasts, and strong hearts. drool
Of course, I also tend toward pretty men (long hair and/or no facial hair, martial-arts style body (no overblown oafs) or geek body (scrawny, pale, glasses)). GeekGrrls unite. Or something. > 
-Elthia
Oops, forgot to include my reason for posting that to A Girl’s msg. laugh
I’ve got this thing for asians, male OR female…
(I can’t believe so many people think asians can’t be attractive, and the way movies show them is shameful.)
-Elthia
I’m not gay, but alot of gay guys come on to me. Must be my hair and good looks…who knows.
I guess you could count me as bi if by “bi” you can mean you have had previous (enjoyable) experiences/relationships with women but are currently (married) in a monogamous relationship with a man but if anything were to happen, you would go for women just as often as you would men (?)
If not, then I am straight. 
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
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If I were a woman, I’d be a lesbian. Or I’d just never leave the house.
Evilbeth, do you have a story you’d like to share with the rest of us?
I’m not gay, my boyfriend is
I had a friend in college who, when asked his orientation, used to say, “Straight…but not narrow.” I loved that.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I’m with SRiddles and Mega - 90% straight (but SO not narrow), 10% bi-curious. Although, given what I write, you’d never guess…
No, not really. I just never thought about classifying myself as bisexual just because I had “experienced physical love” with females (and enjoyed it and would do again if I weren’t married.) But if that qualifies, then I guess I have to check different boxes on my surveys now!
I don’t know why I never thought of it that way, I guess I just figured that since I married (a male, of course–I don’t live in Vermont) that pretty much made me straight. However, thinking about it now, if anyone who is bisexual wants to settle down in a monogamous relationship, he/she would have to decide whether his/her partner was male or female. But that doesn’t automatically make them either gay or lesbian, does it?
Hey, I have reached a new understanding and I owe it all to you guys!
Sorry, Babar, were you expecting a sorority sisters giggling in the shower-type response?
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
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Male lesbian here.
Bi-sexual checking in. Although, I have recently become monogomous with a member of the opposite sex. So I guess that makes me a non-practicing bi-sexual.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Gay male checking in here.
To come to the same conclusion another way:
If a bisexual person settles into a monogamous relationship, did they choose the gender of the person they settled with, or did they choose the person? I think the latter - gender didn’t alter in any way the fact that the person was someone with whom you wanted to live the rest of your life.
Just a thought.
-Elthia
…just want to be counted…
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