A hummingbird. You can carry it on your back if you like.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of Blake?
Maybe this guy’s just peeved at you for all the Catholic-bashing you’ve been up to in Great Debates.
You could always try replying to the email thusly:
"Dear WHSBaker
Who the fucking
Who the fucking
Who the fucking hell are you?
Who the fu-cking hell arrrrre youuuuu?"
OK it works better as a football chant (to the tune of guide me o thou great redeemer)
That’s not a good prize. I got one and could barely fit my cell phone in it before the damn thing ripped open and spilled stuff down my back.
Not when it’s only 3/4 of the way to a quadruplepost.
Baker is also of the opposite gender.
I am not a Catholic Basher, by the way.
If you tell the Catholic Church it is bashing gays, they will tell you that no, they do not bash gays. It is homosexual practices they attack, not the people!
It is pure bullshit, but I figure if their Jesuitical distinction can work for them, it can work for me.
I do not bash Catholics, it is Catholicism that I criticize! 
Someone spinning his gears. 
There are a few hits in Google for this alias, even a couple capitalized in exactly the same way, which seems more than coincidence to me. Not sure what good that does you, but just sayin’.
:smack: I knew that.
Oh gosh yes. Baker I do apologise.
Ding Ding Ding, We have a WINNER!
Yep. There are definitely some perils associated with having a unique writing style, particularly if you’re going to be an asshole online.
I always thought it was someone whose ears went ‘sping!’
And I always thought it was someone whose ars went spinge.
No, it doesn’t make more sense inside my head.
Whoa. Spingears is being an asshole. My suprise knows no bounds.
I’m impressed that he at least managed to be comprehensible.
I’ve never understood why he hasn’t been chased away with pitchforks or at least pitted a bit more often.
It’s not like there’s any reason to believe he’d read anything like that.
You may comfortably feel free to cordially invite him to shove a hummingbird up his ass.