I have a crush on Samantha Brown, hostess of Great Vacation Homes on the Travel Channel. As I show her the NBC shelter beneath my yurt on the Allagash river, the Big One hits (aka the Last Man on Earth scenario).
My ultimate crush is on Kevin Griffin, the lead singer of Better Than Ezra. What am I doing to win him?
Very little. I’ve met him before and talked to him for a little while. Other than that, I’m just staring at his picture and listening to his music. There’s something about a curly-haired guy that can sing…
My other one is John Cusack. When he played in Being John Malkovich, he reminded me of one of my best friends, and that only made him sexier. I’m doing even less to win him.
A girl can dream, though.
Well, I know this is lame and I’m too old for this… but since you all are telling…
I’m so unbelieveably in love with Joe Perry, the guitarist for Aerosmith. He is SO fine and SO talented and SO faithful to his women and has the most amazing hands and mouth. He is also a Virgo, as am I; and we have the same birthday. Now really, folks, don’t you think that means we should be together?
Of course he’s married. I am too. But hey, there’s one more thing we have in common! What am I doing about it? Well… there’s not a hell of a lot I can do. If I at least lived in Boston, perhaps I could see him or something. I am hoping to be able to meet him someday at one of those pricey travel package meet and greets. And I have a webpage devoted to him… [telepathic message] Joe, send me email [/telepathic message]
Also, I just love Vincent Spano, he is just the best looking man… the classic tall, dark and handsome. Those dimples…! He is also married, but we’ve discussed that already here. I also have a webpage devoted to him, one of the few out there. [telepathic message] Vincent, send me email [/telepathic message]
Also got a thing for David Duchovny…
Enough. The sad thing is, I KNOW I could make them really intensely happy, at least for a few hours. 
I read recently an interview with the icky tom green that he and drew have broken up. He is waaaaaay broken hearted.
So dudes, it’s time to make yer moves.
you know she has her own band now, called Famous Monsters. They tour periodicly. based in New Orleans. check em out.
'Kay but if you get Jeff Hardy then I get Lita.
[sub]Better keep this on the down-low, if our fellow Dopers find out we watch WWF we may never recover our dignity.
So . . . . shhhhhhhhhh[/sub]
I have so many. The big ones are probably Bono, Sting (the musician), and Chris Pronger (captain of the St. Louis Blues). I don’t want to do anything about meeting them. That’s the point of having a celebrity crush. They can always the perfect fantasy. Besides, they are all married and so am I.
and whats your move???
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There aren’t many pictures available on the internet that show her in her true, erm, light. Watch the new liberty x video.
Since I don’t know anything about the personalities of most current celebrities, I’ll have to go solely on looks and say Laetitia Casta.
<dirty, sweaty old man> Emma Watson. I’ll win her over by writing detailed, explicit fanfiction and posting it to her home address. </dirty sweaty old man>
Karen Allen. Go watch Starman. You’ll see why.
Also Hilary Duff. But I’ve got to wait a couple more years until she’s 18 and legal.
That’d be a lot funnier if I hadn’t already had testicular cancer. :mad:
Just kidding.
After giving up a testicle for no good reason, I can honestly say that if I had a left testicle, I’d give it up for a six-month romance with Paige Davis. I’m currently doing nothing to get her. Her husband is probably a better husband than I would be and I would hate to make her suffer. I am thinking about going on a fifty-state killing spree, however, but that’s just for a little “me time”.
Matthew Perry sigh
Letters, lots and lots of Letters! Letters with my body parts in them, yes thats right . My body parts, now what man wouldn’t want me 
Jeri Ryan. I am hopelessly besotted with the Borg-lady, but at present she is playing hard to get: living on another continent, being completely unaware that I even exist… the little tease
My plan to win her heart is to teleport spontaneously into her presence, whereupon she will be so startled and impressed that she will suggest we make out like crazed weasels then and there. One taste of my fantastic lovemaking technique and she will be my helpless slave for life.
You may well say that this is a long shot, but I am obliged to retort “Compared to what, exactly?” 
Elijah Wood. What I’m doing? Nothing. Sad, isn’t it?
Then, of course, there is my burning love for Gabrielle, the battling bard of Potadeia. One thing that’s going to complicate our relationship is the unfortunate fact that she doesn’t exist.
Jake Gyllenhaal.
He will be mine, oh yes…he WILL be mine… but I’m not doing anything to win him over…
I’m waiting for him to come to ME.
blur I just spoke to Drew and she would love to meet you but since you don’t have your e-mail option enabled in your profile she decided to go with someone else. 
Bad luck!
Anne Archer and Patricia Heaton. I’m trying to win them both by sitting on my ass.