Who Said That? A Family Guy Game.

And it’s a simple game. One poster gives a quote, the next poster tells us who said it. Bonus points if you can tell the episode. As the game goes on, the quotes will be getting harder.

I’ll start off with an easy one.

“Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?”

Brian.

“Ahhh. Get out of my head. Get out of my head”

Chris.

“Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?”

Peter.

“Don’t go giving it all away up front. You make him work for it.”

Lois
“He’s my only means of conveyance, but I guess I do spoil him.”

Lois says that to Meg before she goes on a date. Forget which episode though.

“Let me guess. You got me yet another colorful box with a crank in it that I’m expected to turn and turn then…oh, big surprise, a jack pops out, and you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die inside.”

Damn, someone beat me to it. Anywho.

The quote is said by the Jester at the medieval fair. He’s sitting on his fat ass.

Stewie.

“Look at me, I’m Joe. My legs don’t work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body.”

Officer Horowitz (I think)
“That’s what I do; I ask for snack then I honk the horn!”

You get partial credit for that. Think carefully.

The gay dog who moves in with the family during a flashback.

“Hey Peter, you can’t drink that outside. You’re gonna end up in jail. And not the good jail you see on Cinemax. The man jail.”

That sounds like a Quagmire, perhaps?

“I love this job more than I love taffy. And I’m a man who loves his taffy.”

Mayor West. I love the pattern we have of picking a new character every time.

I’ll add another quote when someone posts the other half of the answer to mine. :wink:

Quagmire in E Peterbus Unun.

For this one, what episode is it: “Hello Neighbor.”

Of course, Joe “does say that” as well. :wink:

Horowicz says that in The Thin White Line.

There you go. :slight_smile:

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Okay. I’ll keep it going. We’re still looking for “Hello Neighbor” from RandMcNally.

I’ll add another one so we don’t get stuck waiting for an answer to one quote.

“Well, I just plain don’t like black people.”

Well, this is an easy one. It’s Mr. Rogers, he’s peeping at the young lady who is taking her blouse off.

I’ll let whoever gets Nutty Bunny’s one, pick the next quote.

The female newscaster (Why can’t I remember her name?) when Peter knocks out the TV in Quahog and she thinks nobody will see it - They were still on in…I want to say Boston…

‘Why don’t you teach me to wipe, Dad?’