Who Said That? A Family Guy Game.

Damn! Simulpost. Peter as A.N.N.A. in The King is Dead.

“No, my father was a tree.”

The sailor who has 2 peg legs and 2 peg arms who tells Peter about Daggermouth when he becomes a fisherman.

‘I finally get my licence, and Mom loses the car. How ironic.’

(Bonus points for the followup line.)

Meg, in The Son Also Draws…

bonus :
“Dont talk about your mother that way, she is not an i-ron”

I can’t believe I haven’t posted this one yet:

“Wheelie time!”

Cleveland, in the Father, Husband, Brother? episode

“Got it!”