I’m cool because I taught my puppy to act like a drunken sailor.
Wait. That makes her the cool one, doesn’t it?
I’m cool because, as a government employee, I recently provided this clear, simple explanation of a snafu to an upset taxpayer:
“I screwed up.”
I also apologize.
I can do the splits! So I’m cool.
I don’t care if I’m cool or not. And that makes me cool-right kids?
[sub]That’s TWO, count 'em, TWO Simpson quotes now![/sub]
When I was a life guard I brought back a 4 year old girl.
Now that I have my own kids-
I know in one family at least I am way cool. 
Plus, I still wear Tretorn sneakers- same kind I wore in high school and they were cool then…
I’m cool because I once killed four ninjas, seven security guards, two pirates, five Alaska king crabs, and Samuel L. Jackson’s twin brother for a sandwich.
And then I didn’t even eat it. Or the crabs. I went to Burger King instead. Just 'cause I’m that cool.
I am not Cool, but i play a Cool Kid on the internet.
I’m cool because I can whistle two different notes at once.
Or, I’m cool because I can crochet a hat mostly by feel.
I’m cool because I’m wearing sunglasses.
and I’m inside.
and it’s 1:47 AM.
Hmmm, well I’m cool because I have been nose to nose with a Kodiak bear, a mama with her two cubs behind her, and am still here to tell about it.
Don’t think so, pal. Check out post #4. I win.
I’m cool 'cause I once did stand-up on the mainstage of Toronto’s Second City, and my MOMMY AND DADDY WERE THERE TO SEE IT! 
I build, deploy and maintain global IT Infrastructure. Cool, eh?
Huh?
You’re cool because you’re the Dominating World Villain and we are all your henchmen.
Well, of course (I don’t like to brag about that).
You so beat me too that.
I am still cool, I can type and smoke at the same time! :dubious:
To accurately guage just how cool you are, we need to know what you’re smoking.
Will I be more cool to say pot or to not say it, because if I am cool it goes without saying…right?
Muthafuckas like it ain’t no thang, of course.
I am cool because I make a damn good macaroni and cheese, and I have night vision like a bat, or so Jayjay says…