I’m cool because I taught my puppy to act like a drunken sailor.
Wait. That makes her the cool one, doesn’t it?
I’m cool because, as a government employee, I recently provided this clear, simple explanation of a snafu to an upset taxpayer:
“I screwed up.”
I also apologize.
I can do the splits! So I’m cool.
I don’t care if I’m cool or not. And that makes me cool-right kids?
[sub]That’s TWO, count 'em, TWO Simpson quotes now![/sub]
When I was a life guard I brought back a 4 year old girl.
Now that I have my own kids-
I know in one family at least I am way cool. 
Plus, I still wear Tretorn sneakers- same kind I wore in high school and they were cool then…
I’m cool because I once killed four ninjas, seven security guards, two pirates, five Alaska king crabs, and Samuel L. Jackson’s twin brother for a sandwich.
And then I didn’t even eat it. Or the crabs. I went to Burger King instead. Just 'cause I’m that cool.
I am not Cool, but i play a Cool Kid on the internet.
I’m cool because I can whistle two different notes at once.
Or, I’m cool because I can crochet a hat mostly by feel.
I’m cool because I’m wearing sunglasses.
and I’m inside.
and it’s 1:47 AM.
Hmmm, well I’m cool because I have been nose to nose with a Kodiak bear, a mama with her two cubs behind her, and am still here to tell about it.
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*I’m also the first one to use the cool smilie in this thread which is pretty cool.
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Don’t think so, pal. Check out post #4. I win.
I’m cool 'cause I once did stand-up on the mainstage of Toronto’s Second City, and my MOMMY AND DADDY WERE THERE TO SEE IT! 
I build, deploy and maintain global IT Infrastructure. Cool, eh?
Huh?
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
I build, deploy and maintain global IT Infrastructure. Cool, eh?
Huh?
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You’re cool because you’re the Dominating World Villain and we are all your henchmen.
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You’re cool because you’re the Dominating World Villain and we are all your henchmen.
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Well, of course (I don’t like to brag about that).
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I’m cool because I’m wearing sunglasses.
and I’m inside.
and it’s 1:47 AM.
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You so beat me too that. 
I am still cool, I can type and smoke at the same time! :dubious:
[QUOTE=mrald]
You so beat me too that.
I am still cool, I can type and smoke at the same time! :dubious:
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To accurately guage just how cool you are, we need to know what you’re smoking.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
To accurately guage just how cool you are, we need to know what you’re smoking.
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Will I be more cool to say pot or to not say it, because if I am cool it goes without saying..right?
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
To accurately guage just how cool you are, we need to know what you’re smoking.
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Muthafuckas like it ain’t no thang, of course.
I am cool because I make a damn good macaroni and cheese, and I have night vision like a bat, or so Jayjay says…