Who wants to be a cool kid?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m cool because I have MY OWN FAN CLUB for writing smutty stories on a web site dedicated to the hottest-man-to-ever-make-the-top-ten-on-American-Idol-but-whom-shall-remain-nameless-here-since-I-am-in-the-minority-of-Dopers-that-LIKED-him (and I’m trying to prove that I’m COOL… :smiley: _

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I wear a leather jacket, and no one knows that I bought it at Goodie’s.

I have a pathetic little goatee.

I can solve a Rubik’s Cube in under a minute.

I once high-fived Michael Vick at quiz bowl summer camp. (Honest to God)

I am the very model of a modern major general

I’ve hit a hole-in-one on a “real” golf course.

All of the above are true. Can I be in your club???

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You write Akin porn???

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My husband thinks I’m cool because I’m perfectly OK with him playing video games all day. Even the violent ones. As long as I can periodically completely interrupt him so he can tell me what happened in the plot over the past 18 hours… !

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One of my nicknames in High School was “Mister Cool”. Does that count?

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I can hold my breath for five minutes… hhhn…

Kotick

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Okay…go!

I’ve met tons of celebrties. My Mom grew up with Bill Murray. My Dad went to prep school with Rick Flair. The wrestler.

I was the drummer in a band that sold several thousand CD’s in our state. We sold at least a thousand more out of state.

I have more, but it’s not pertinent.

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I’m a bad man AND my epidermis is showing.

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I learned a swagger from being in a band. It has helped me greatlty.

I can walk into a bar that’s three hours away, and still own it. I’m hip.

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Sorry, the answer we were looking for was giant novelty cigar. Giant novelty cigar. Thanks for playing! Next caller, please!

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:eek: I said the HOTTEST. The HOTTEST, Susie Derkins …I think you need to go wash your mouth out with soap RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

Here’s a link to my fan club’s banner… if anyone really needs to know… :o

>grumbles< Akin porn indeed…