How did thet get to number 12?
What we need is:
Pie
Simpsons quotes
A girl wearing pajama pants
A goat
A blimp
Reference to bodily functions
Funny things said during sex
I made chocolate chip cookies this morning. Mmmmmm … They’re still warm …
Sorry, nothing to do with the thread other than trying to boost the post count 
Your name is somehow familiar - did we meet at University, perchance?
Or do we have a mutual Librarian* acquaintance?
Oh well, it will come to me.**
*Oook 
**as soon as I stop post padding… :eek:
moo.
I’m just posting because we’ve sunk to #14 & I just can’t have that.
Boobies.
It’s possible, glee, but hard to tell, since the student body was largely Unseen …
Ouch!
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The handful of tired hamsters at the Straight Dope just can’t compete with the armies of muscular rodents fueling some of the other boards.
Damn those Corvette Forum Capybaras!!
Of, course I see on preview that Ponder beat me to the first large rodent reference. But I’ll say it anyway:
We really need to invest in some chinchillas. Not only do they have more stamina than hamsters, but when they wear out - voila! - stylish winter coat.
BTW, where’s a certain high-count poster when you need him? If ever there was a time for redundant, vaguely incorrect advice, now is it!
Capybara? Pfft!
Chinchilla? Please!
What we need are Phoberomys-powered servers!
You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for a place to put this reference
Ow!, Ok, I’ll sit down now… 
I refuse to be part of any artificial post count scheme to artificially inflate our post count thingee.
And by the way we’re down to #14.
Ahhh, they’re 1920’s style coital sayings of Lord of the Rings Simpsons parodies.