Polycarp! - nobody’s mentioned Polycarp - possibly the most highly-respected individual on the board.
I am Underpants. And don’t you forget it. (Also, see my sig.)
I’m invisible.
I am a fraud analyst, a die hard Cubs fan, and a major wrestling fan, like blur, robgruver and SPOOFE to name a few.
I also play defense for a hockey team called the Jericholics.
At least four Dopers have called me a “punk rock girly girl”.
I usually manage to talk to at least one Doper on the phone a day, and not always the same one. 
No you’re not.
–Persephone,
who had over 2000 before
changing her username…
and also came over
from the AOL boards
I’m in worse trouble than I thought.
GingerOfTheNorth is a scrupulously honest and (usually) non-potty-mouthed insurance salesperson residing in a small plot of Gods country, right near Banff (IIRC) and is an alright chick, for a Canadian.
i am the comfy chair by the potted palm on the porch.
NothingMan works as a DJ and producer on a Top 40 radio station . . . hence he gets to try and answer the “Why does radio suck ?” threads that pop up every few months.
He is also a Master Thread Assassin, though not by choice.
So you just better cross your fingers someone else posts after this.
Uncross those fingers…
Toshi lives in Utah constantly dodging the “Are you LDS?” question… not even remotely …
I am a assistant on a school bus that transports disabled children to school. I also deliver pizza for fun.
I am working( sorta) on a photography degree from WSU. My hubby lurks here for now…
I think one of my cats posts under my name tho…
I know enough about the Battle of the Java Sea to write a reference book.
I reached the state finals of the National Georgraphy Bee ()or whatever it’s called) in 5th grade. Wizzed it once I got there, but still…
Back in the Day, UncleBeer was voted The Biggest Flirt hereabouts. Since being a Mod, he’s toned it quite down. That’s a pity, because his generous abundant libido was always in accordance with his graceful wit.
I think it merits a Who’s Who here, because it’s a fine sweet side that he’d never declare for himself.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I am a legend in my own mind.
When I was five I was in the newspaper for fiding a mistake in a book. That was my claim to fame.
I koow a lot about Frank Zappa.
No one here really knows who I am because I am new and blend in with the wall.
I’m new to the board and jumping at this as an opportunity to yak incessantly about myself.
I’m deaf from birth and work as a bartender… now you know why we don’t seem to be listening… I am also the drummer in a local punk band made entirely of girls.
I’m also redheaded
** Swiddles ** will wear hootch boots under the slightest provocation. If she is in in a large city, and there is free booze being handed out, she might dance on a bar. However, the combination of these character traits makes her nervous. In her short 21 years on this earth, she has been a preschool teacher, movie snob, radio promotions / production, professional improv comedian, and temp (ie: two years of something new every week.). She can tie a cherry stem with her tounge.
LoverBoy is my main squeeze.
And no pics or homepage, sigh.
I’d mention my 2 claims to SDMB fame (the lowest level of SDMB fame actually) but one of those makes baby Cecil cry so I wont.
Umm…where to begin?
Qagdop the Mercotan is a physician.
Badtz Maru is an SA forum Goon.
SPOOFE has a little brother who also posts here at SDMB…
Fenris is one funny dude.
Esprix is the Pit’s resident One-Trick Pony
Narile, along with myself, make up the only resident SDMB Furries that I’m aware of.
Diane and toshirodragon like rats.
Johnny LA has been known to play with his food, and is quite the french-fry architect.
Cecil Adams is not fond of golf.
That’s all off the top of my head.
::grumble grumble The lil’ bastard followed me… grumble grumble::