What’s a Furrie/(Furry)(s)?
The answer really depends on who you ask. 
Drop me a line on ICQ sometime and I can try to explain. I’d rather not launch into a long-winded discussion of it here.
Mmm… furries…
Well, I’m new here, lured by SingleDad from over at the Internet Infidels message board, where I am an old-timer poster and quite famous for reasons that need not be made clear.
I’m mainly here to discover who it is that has apparently stolen my personality to the point that SingleDad at first thought he was me. This imposter is posting here under the name Esprix. I will find this rogue and smite him. Or perhaps I’ll ask him out as I’d love to date myself. Or maybe both smite him and ask him out if he’s into that sort of thing.
Thus far, I see he’s nearly even stolen my birthday! That scoundrel!
I’m Nocturne.
I’m your worst nightmare.
Um… I’m the guy that post randomly throughout the day and night, because I only sleep every other day, and only for about 5 or 6 hours.
I’m one of the “party people” here at the boards. I like to hit the night clubs, get trashed. I then usually come home and post trashed at like 4am.
I’m getting a free ride from my dad (yeah life sucks, you’d do the same) I’ll be working for his company and making great money while only being 21 (as of Oct. 11th)
Um I usually flirt alot on the boards, as most know, and so do a couple other people. Fess up or I’ll rat you out for being the flirts you are.
Let’s see…
MsRobyn is the SDMB resident birthday-cake baker. I also made a 10-day road trip for the sole purpose of meeting fellow Dopers. I’ve also traveled to North Dakota and am about to go back to Virginia, again for the sole purpose of meeting fellow Dopers. Yes, this board is my social life. [sub]I’m also Airman Doors’ girlfriend. :)[/sub]
Robin
I need a teary smilie. I am an alright chick*. Oh thank you, thinksnow.
*[sub][sup]this must be amended or you shall pay for lodging while skiing.[/sup][/sub]
Thanks for all your replies, peoples.
Now that I know what’s what, I can start working on my list.
No, Ginger, that’s not a gun in my pocket.
I’m just glad to see you.
I was once editor of the nation’s largest daily college newspaper.
I work for Congressional Quarterly, a DC publication that covers nothing but Congress and, from what I’ve gathered, is pretty well respected. (Hey Tramp, if you’re reading this, who do you lobby for?)
My only moment of marginal SDMB fame was when I filled the role of Ota on Scylla’s first Iron Chef thread. Apparently I did quite well until external factors forced me to give up the role.
When I was in 4th grade, I won honorable mention in an essay contest for my essay on Anne Frank. Went to New York City for an award ceremony, got on TV, and everything.
Not unless you are simultaneously peace/bluish* and John John/Fatherjohn, as well.
Being as you asked…
I’m an occasional poster, who at the ripe old age of 17 joined the army. I was in the Signal Corps
I got married to my SO at the age of 21 we now have three chillens the oldest being 14 (he’s 6 ft and wears 16 shoes, donations are welcome)
I was a stay at home mom for years, but am currently now in college going for a degree in Networking. Any one who cares to help me with my CISCO homework will have a willing slave for life.
For fun I can drink most people under the table and never repeat the same drink twice.(Okay it’s more of a talent)I have many other talents but they are reserved.If there’s ever a need I’m sure I’ll let you now what they are. 
I am the resident (vintage) pornographer and the lightening rod for the right’s anger at the left during the election. ** Pump Action Gerbil ** is my sweetie, and he is now famous for his Masterful Penis[sup]TM[/sup] (See jarbabyj’s oral sex thread of last week in the Pit)
stoid
16 shoes? What is he, part centipede?
Searching for Truth and I are a “couple.” Combined we form the collective entity known as “Searching for Roses.” Whee… perty flowers wanders off ADD style
~ARose
I have absolutely no claims to fame whatsoever.
Eutychus55 lives in the same state as me, and works near the reeeeeally big flag!
You other brothers can not deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get SPRUNG, wanna pull up front cuz you know that butt was stuffed, deep in the jeans she’s wearing, hooked and I can’t stop staring, oh BABY, I wanna get wit ya, and take your picture.
I know all the words. And ARose makes fun of me for it. Pshaw.
Oh good, I’m not the only one who knows all the words to that song. Whew!