Maybe it’s just the lighting but HazleNutCoffee really caught my eye in the doper picture gallery. Very pretty girl.
Even Sven
She seems honest, humble (but not weak) and not afraid to try new things. I think she’s very cute but couldn’t really tell because of those glasses.
I have a crush on HazelNutCoffee too! Mostly just because she’s right next to me on the new SDMB Pictures site.
But… I thought you loved you! There’s even a book about it - maybe more than one.
And after looking at the photo gallery for the forst time, I can say that 95% of you do NOT look like how I imagined you. For example, umop ap1sdn is significantly more female than I expected.
I’ve met HNC in person!
I need only turn my head to see ruadh’s lovely visage.
And hands off TheMerchandise, everyone. (And I’m not just saying that for the pun of it.)
My crushes tend to be based purely on physical characteristics. Or overwhelming geekiness (why, hello there Wil Wheaton, how are you? Still married? Damn. Oh look, there’s Weird Al! Oh, you’re still married too? Well damn.)
So, Antinor01.
Although I’m very married and thus this is in the realm of the hypothetical, I have my crush on jjim, cause I’m jealous of his travels. Plus, he seems a nice bloke. And Sampiro, even though he doesn’t swing that way, because he clearly has met my Southern relatives at some point and claimed them as his own.
My same sex purely platonic Doper crushes are** MeanOldLady** and** Nzinga, Seated **cause they generally say what I’m thinking, and owing to the time difference, usually first.
The lady in question knows who she is.
I’ve had a few crushes now and then, but I just came across Markxxx’s photo, and . . . *OMFG!
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Phbbt!! So. I totally made out with her in the back seat of my Lamborghini, parked in the driveway of my big giant mansion, one time.
(Bonus points if you get why this is funny)
Rushgeekgirl. Her hair makes her look like she’d be a lot of fun. To hang out with*, pervs. And her glasses, just dayum, add that little extra something to push her attractiveness into the unbearable range instead of just “she’s not bad”.
*Probably in bed also.
A Lamborghini doesn’t have a back seat.
How many points?
Ever since seeing a picture of imapunha on these boards several years ago, I had an instant crush. I’m not even sure if he comes here anymore, but he’s impressed me enough to want to see him in any gay/bi thread.
“Broad” = “not Kate Moss”?
Just checking.
If I told you then you would know and what’s the point of that? Cause I so know you would tell.
Away now, I had a crush on her but nine years ago now. Has it really been that long since ruadh and I playfully needled each other about Scottish football teams and '90’s Britpop? Time flies so much.
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I am not, in fact, Kate Moss. By “broad” I simply meant that I am a dame. I was making no reference to skinniness, or lack thereof.