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I hope the OP won’t mind me mentioning this, but you are all encouraged to send in pictures for the SDMB picture gallery.
See MPSIMS thread, currently made a sticky at the top of the forum.
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Purely platonic crushes on MeanOldLady, Freudian Slit, and olivesmarch4th.
Whenever I see their names in threads where I want to bang my head against a wall, I always think “ohohoho, THIS should be good.” Not that other posters in those threads don’t post perfectly sound, reasonable responses, of course.
I’ve always had a thing for Sleeps With Butterflies
But now Shot From Guns is on the list. AND I’ve made contact…AND I probably scare her…
I was more than a little bummed out when Malleus said she didn’t like dudes.
If mentioning more than one person doesn’t make me a cad, Silver Tyger Girl is pretty cute.
I’ve got the hots for any guy who can make me laugh hysterically, so…Sampiro. I think it could totally work…if he weren’t twice my age…and gay…and living in a different state a few hundred miles away. People can work these things out, right? Right?
:: makes mental note to locate sense of humour ::
:: I think it’s here on top of the bookshelves ::
A duel, I say a /duel, suh!
nyeaceaeaceta scanandnadiadaica.
::Joe from Family Guy::
BRING IT OOOONNNNN!!!
Why thanks!
How am I ever gonna get Hazel to fall for me if I don’t love myself? Confidence, man! Chicks dig it! 
PS–don’t worry too much Hazel, I don’t actually have a genuine Doper Crush on you. You are rather cute, however, and I have found your posts worthwhile.
Thanks for posting this. I don’t mind at all.
You know, prior to reading this thread, it hadn’t really occurred to me to have “doper crushes.” I mean, there are certain posters I really like to read, so in a non-sexual, “I’m intrigued by you” sort of way, I guess I would have to say Scylla, Skald the Rhymer and Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
I’ve had a sort of crush on Sunspace ever since someone suggested we meet up. Well we’re over 3000 kms away so that isn’t going to happen.
Let’s just say my current crush is mod-o-licious. 
And I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ else.
Anne Neville would be mine. Though, to be reasonable about it, for all I know that is a pen name for Sebastian Cabot.
And how many do I get if I point out that some Lamborginis did have a back seat?
For those on the first page asking about what MeanOldLady looks like, here’s a post in the Halloween picture thread with a link to a picture of her. And oh yes, she’s hot.
Anyway, I pick her, olivesmarch4th, and Nava.
My Doper crushes are people I’ve actually met in real life, so I’m going to have to stay mysteriously quiet on this one.
I’m too damned tired to have a crush on someone. Someone used to have a crush on me, but I see that she’s moved on…