Not true. You’ve just been elevated beyond ‘crush’ level to something more permanent. 
Well, I am going to Japan next year… and I think that involves passing over the west coast in some fashion… 
Two pages in and no mention of me yet? I need to start posting here more…
I used to have a secret crush on that “Ask the student at the all-female boarding school” girl. I think her name was Merla, but it’s been years since she posted and I can’t find her account now. Oh well.
That’s impossible - I’ve only made out with my current Doper crush* and one other woman. 
(*none other than the lovely dragoncat. )
It’s always been Nzinga Seated, and someone else in this thread but I don’t want to embarrass her.
Wow … my reputation precedes me. Thank you sweetie! And can I just add that umop ap1sdn is a total girly girl.
It’s true, it’s true!
Is a list obnoxious?? 
So here’s my Doper Crush List (in no particular order - actually, probably alphabetical, since I’m scanning through the gallery ahem). ANYWAY - here’s MY Doper Crush list:
**ArgentTowers
Black Rabbit
Casey1505
cmyk
cubsfan
Eonwe
Half Man Half Wit
Hoopy Frood
I Love Me, Vol. 1
Philster
Really Not All That Bright
Robardin
Robot Arm
tdn
**
Sooo - sorry if I screwed up any formatting of usernames or whatnot - I was scribbling as I was scrolling through the Doper Gallery.
My Doper crushes tend to be the guys who can make me laugh. Sampiro, Skald, Silenus, **Hal Briston **, Rick and my most current one, Oakminster.
You have chosen… wisely.
I’ve always had a crush on Diosa and I doubt she minds being mentioned. She’s obviously a popular crush. I’ve also had crushes on a few other Doper women… and I will not mention them, because they may not want to be mentioned here.
Suffice it to say, a good many Doper women are hot commodities. Hot in a physical sense, and hot in a cerebral sense. Sometimes both. Actually, I cant think of a Doper female that fails any test. Unless she loooves Twilight, then I might have to backpedal for a while.
I have a crush on any doper that as ever used the letter A in their posts.
Aaaaaaaawwww! That’s awesome, and you are adorable also.
I thought so, too, Olive. Indeed.
Hey, I’m flattered!
I’ve always had a huge crush on Scotticher’s heart. She’s really good lookin’ too which makes it all the less difficult.
Looking through SDMB Portrait Gallery, I had to stop to look at Heart of Dorkness. Taken in Buenos Aires! sigh - perfect…
Uh, hey baby, you like undergraduates? I’m president of the chess club! I can sort of juggle! I can brew good coffee! I have several episodes of the X-Files in videotape! I know a good Thai restaurant!
Eh?
You have chosen… randomly. Well, except for all the other people you picked.
Anyway, you’re not allowed to comment on the photo gallery until you’re in it. Tsk.
Aww, shucks. I think I’m blushing.
Hey, is a married guy allowed to have a perfectly platonic crush?
OK, fine! I cave…
Let’s just say, olive’s husband is a very lucky man.
But really, it’s not my fault! What mortal man can resist her charm?