Why Are There Pencils Jammed Five Inches Into My Ear Canals?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Because of The Littlest Briston, of course.

See, her birthday was a couple of weeks ago. One of her gifts was a 365 Fun Recipies For Kids cookbook. My fiance’ has taught her how much fun cooking can be, so things like this are a big deal to her.

One of her favorite things to do is to think of a number and go look it up in the book. Which is why my seven-year-old angel was just running around the house yelling “Oh yes, 69 is the best!! I can’t wait to try out 69! Daddy, would you and Rachel like to have some 69??”.

It’s a banana split, BTW. I’m convinced the editors did that on purpose.

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:smack:

Yes, Hal, I agree. The editors did that on purpose. You poor, poor man.

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Dear Lord… what if she goes to day care and announces that “Mom and Dad made me 69!”

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I don’t get it. Could someone explain what’s so funny about this?

5

Google 69 as a sexual position.

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(Not at work, though…)

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I thought this was going to be about Christmas Music.

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Someday when you’re a little older, son.

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Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much…

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And turnaround is fore-play. :smiley:

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Just don’t get her a coloring book of barnyard animals.

:smiley: