Goddammit leedolee, I warned you not to get on here and out me for being a polysexual transvestite. It’s gonna be telephone cords and closet time for you tonight, bitch!
And Auto, if I ever catch you sniffing around my manbitch again I’m stuffing a salmon in your shorts to go with that artichoke I left last time!
Honestly. This double life shit is getting harder and harder to manage every day. Looks like I’m going to have to give up the charade of being a normal guy.
There was a charade?
I was never very good…
We expect you to do a daily vanity search like a true doper.
Wouldn’t that just catch every time somebody quoted one of my posts? I’d imagine it would get pretty tedious to sort through all of them.
Go to advanced search, type in your user name as a keyword, select view as posts and click search. I just did that for me, and it only brought up the very few (sniff!) places where other posters actually typed out my screen name. It did not catch places where people quoted me.
Salmon and artichokes marinated in shorts? Sounds like dinner to me!