Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here

There are ways. He could be personally known to samclem, or to someone connected to samclem via a trust chain. Sort of like how Verisign works. That’s even discounting the sixth sense all moderators are imbued with upon assuming their duties.

I’m in love with you. The only thing that prevented me from snorting soda all over my monitor was that I wasn’t currently drinking any.

Of course! You stole all the capital letters! It all fits!

Unless she has installed a terminal in the bathroom across from the toilet for the sole purpose of accessing this forum, I would say she has struck a healthy balance.

I would like to go to the bathroom - if only I weren’t buried in pizza boxes and empty cans of diet Coke.

Could someone please send help?

:p:p:p **“Snickers” **indeed . . .

You have everything you need.

why do people think i’m a sock puppet? that is not true at all. i came here seeking advise…which i’ve got a ton of great feedback. we are still together and she understands what the problem i have with her being here all the time. we are working on some other issues we have and i think there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Are you allowed to talk to her directly now? When the experts give the relationship advice to communicate, I think they kind of assume that as a bare minimum. :slight_smile:

Do any of those issues involve the Shift key?

Are you sure you HAVE a relationship? She spends all her time here, she doesn’t want you here, and she doesn’t want you to talk to her.

So, do you just get together to fuck, or what?

'Cause I’m looking for that kind of relationship my own self. Actually, I have that kind of relationship with my own self, but it’d be nice to get a second person in on it.

It’s one more than a biagle.

Mmmm…biagles with cream cheese…

The OP has only posted to this thread. I don’t see the relationship with us lasting much longer either.

BTW, it’s advice, not advise.

Right there, at the end of the sentence. You can’t type a ‘?’ on a standard keyboard without using the SHIFT key.

I think he’s not capitalizing on purpose.

Then again, maybe he remapped their keyboard and the girlfriend can’t login and that’s why she hasn’t posted.

But we don’t know who the girlfriend is - we don’t know if she’s posted or not.

Oh c’mon, you guys. My boyfriend has *way *better capitaliztion than that. Also, nuts to you all for not telling me about this thread! :smiley:

The day that I ignore my boyfriend to play WoW will be the best day ever, because it will mean we’re *finally *in the same place long enough to take each other for granted.

You ate the chili dog and aced the test. Only nerds ace Advanced Electronics finals. Obviously, you see why only nerds eat chili dogs.

And obviously, I see that I have been wooshed. :smiley:

Well, Dr. Patangia did let us use a cheat sheet for the high frequency response of a beta independent transistor circuit. :slight_smile:

Obviously because you had a chili dog for breakfast!

It was that or keep them in the test room longer. {insert watering-eye smiley}

OK, I just can’t take it any longer. Everyone, it’s me. leedolee, you’ve been a bad bad boy. Check the post-it-note on the fridge for your punishment.

Uh-oh, leedolee’s gonna get it with the ladle!