What exactly is it that you hope to do for a living once you finish with serving coffee drinks?
I love you.
Once you pointed it out, I had to go back and re-read it.
Larry Mudd, I love you, too. Excellent riposte.
Perfect.
Maybe he’s thinking about becoming a pharmacist.
“You threw your change on the counter! Instead of monostat, I will give you peroxide! Ha! Take that you dirty whore!”
I seriously never thought about it like that. Seriously! It makes me feel like a bad person instead of someone who’s shat on and kicked on a daily basis.
I don’t think this part is true, though. I mean, are you really willing to say that these customers don’t have some responsibility - if only as human beings - to be decent, rather than not just rude, but abusive? I’ve been “paying my dues” for 10 years; maybe it’s not just that I’m “not cut out” for this type of work as much as that I’m just over 10 years of what can only be described as abuse by customers.
In addition to the caffeine allergies and lactose intolerance already mentioned, I’d like to note that if you were to put high-sugar ingredients into a diabetic’s drink, I wish you a really good time on the bread line when that person sues your coffee shop for medical damages and they fire your ass.
I’ve worked retail food service. Yes, it’s a shit job. If you can’t take it, find something else to do, because what you’re claiming to be doing is the worst idea I’ve ever seen.
(You know, I bet some of this was joking. Who has time to pull 4 extra shots of espresso and put it into a cup of decaf?)
Whoa. Glad I don’t go to coffee shops much. I think the OP maybe should cut back a little on the caffeine himself.
Seriously, dude, find something else to do that doesn’t involve dealing with the public.
As an aside, due to an injury earlier this year, I’ve lost some of the use of my right hand, which happens to be the side of my change pocket. Often when I’m in a shop, the clerk will throw his or her palm out and adopt an impatient stance long before I’ve managed to reach into my pocket. Then, once I do get the change out, due to a lack of manual dexterity I sometimes need to it set down on the counter to separate out the correct amount. Guess that would earn me a ‘punishment’ from the OP.
Really. Laughing about this posters mothers possible death? I was going to say it was nice knowing you, but. it wasn’t.
Haha A Huge Lol To Making Sure That Everyone Know Vco3 Winner!!! To Make Sure Everybody Knows That Vc Am Coolest Most 3133t Person On The Boardz! Hahahahah Me Hoping That People Die Because Me Have No Social Skillz! Hahahaha! RotfLMAO!!! Die Coffeepeople Die! Just Because You Have Real Job Doesn’t Mean You Can Talk On Phone Here! Get Off Phone And Pay Attention To Me - I Am Soooo Special Because I One Time Get B+ In High School And I Wear Black And Smoke Cigarette! And Don’t Forget Perons Who Doesn’t Touch Hand - What Is That? Because I Am Ugly? Fuck You - I Will Try To Kill You! I Have 2 Bacherlor Degree From Internet - I Pay 14.95 So Fuck You I Am So Smaryt And 3ll1t!!!1 And Why You Hav Ekids And Be Unpleasant? You Should Be Pleasant Like Me And Not Put Peepee In Coffeee. Not Laterz D00ds. I Am Cool.
Fuck you very much. :wally
Yours, Peter Wiggen
And another candidate for decaf…
Um, the guy threatened to murder me first.
Besides, the “Lol” is basically a gigantic ;), not legitimate l33t sp33k as the other guy seemed to think.
I love Peter Wiggen.
Not really. You pretty much said you put things in peoples drinks that they may be deathly allergic to. Okay, we know you are stupid and nasty, you can stop now.
:wally
Let’s look at this quote again shall we?
I dunno, yeah, this one struck me as way more violent. Possible, abstract damage from one remote coffee shop where the OP works to direct threat of violence against a poster on the boards.
Just my opinion, though. I could be wrong.
Dude, wake up. It’s not a perfect world. It has assholes. Find a better one. Out assholing the assholes, though, I don’t see that as a big-picture solution.
I think I am going to take a break from the SDMB - I keep thinking I’m going to get support here, only to provoke a lynch mob every time. I’m not playing the martyr - I’m realizing that maybe it is me that’s wrong (about a lot of things).
Who’s interested in that? A show of hands, please.
Maybe he just fantasizes about skullfucking. That’s perfectly OK, right?
Let’s ask him.