I thought it was a tribute to the legendary Mrs. Wanker, Peggy Bundy’s mother, who called in one episode in the middle of the night to ask for Peg’s recipe for raisin bread.
Of course, Al hadn’t paid the phone bill because of a stupid dispute, the phone was disconnected, and Steve took the call at his house. He shouted to Peg, woke her up, and Peg started to shout back: “Tell her to get some raisins, a loaf of bread, and a hammer!”
I don’t really care if you post in purple. I might as well tell you what to write in your posts. It’s just that the background matches up to the text very well, making it hard to read.
Um, is it because you whack off a lot, but you’re really into that auto-erotic strangulation, and you do it so often that the blood vessels in your eyes are permanently dilated, so much so that it actually tinges your field of vison red, but the light refracting off the edges of your blue irises actually gives the appearance of purple, so you just thought you’d share?
Is that it? Huh? Huh?
P.S. - If that’s it, please don’t accidentally hang yourself from a shower bar or anything. 'Cause if you live alone, then by time someone found you, you’d actually be purple. And bloated, too, which isn’t very raisin-like if you ask me.
