Why Is This Sequential Thread So Slow?

**Found a three legged kitten
What’s some of the lamest things you’ve ever seen? **

**Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
He Eats Chicks Like Donut Holes… **

**What would you do if you knew an animal hoarder?

Found a three legged kitten
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Don’t hoard it!

**David Hyde Pierce ends self-delusion **

To Beard or Not To Beard

GD:

**1 in 3 Americans Bible literalists

Why do sexual utopias always fail? **

**“They said I was mad at the University!”–but why?

I got fired today
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The second thread is sad, but I couldn’t help but smile when I saw the juxtaposition.

** $22K Pussy
It’s time for NAME! THAT! KITTEN!!
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In IMHO:

AM I the World’s Oldest Virgin?
Can anyone defend the Hummer?

I have a date tonight…

Hogzilla’s big brother!

**I have a date tonight…

I get paid more, now that I’m an AssMan **

** Supermarket fun
The Stupidest Thing I Overheard Today: The Grocery Store Edition
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**Oh, Goody, It Looks Like Soft Drinks Can Cause Parkinson’s

The return of Vanilla Coke! **

**What Percent of People Are Batsh*t Crazy?

Hugo Chavez shutting down Radio Caracas Television**

**Time for me to get nervous

It’s Moving time (My First House!)
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** A question for British and other Commonwealth(?)-dwelling Dopers

British & Irish people saying you can’t get real tea in America–why?
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**Things children say.
Goatse on the BBC! **

It’s a three-fer now:

** Goatse on the BBC!

Where did you learn that word?

Things children say.

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Now it’s:

Things children say.

I’ve Registered!

Where did you learn that word?
and

Need help with a theme: Trailer Park Chic

Happily married/partnered and childless-by-choice?
Not in the trailers park in my neighborhood…

**The return of Vanilla Coke!
Oh, Goody, It Looks Like Soft Drinks Can Cause Parkinson’s **

**25 years ago today-- ST2: The Wrath Of Khan

Takeru Kobayashi, champion weiner eater no more…
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…so they named a starship after him as a Consolation Prize.