Why Is This Sequential Thread So Slow?

**pedius - present
Where did you learn that word? **

MPSIMS:

I have a date tonight…
How do you like to BOINC?

How do I kill my lawn?
Public Urination by a child. Cute or fecking inappropriate?

**What would you do if you suddenly got the day off from work?

Condoms for the young and restless **

Yeah, I’d spend the day screwing around…

**The grossest thing that can happen while pooping
“Meow, meow, MEOOOW!”. Or: How To Feed A Cat Without Nagging.
**

I’m taking the liberty of suppressing one thread between these two. So sue me:

** Marrying a set of twins. Legal?

Double Jeopardy
**

**Ask the former teenage drug dealer
Ever met someone you suspect has ties to organized crime? **

Betcha the answer is “yeap”

**Restroom Kobayashi Maru - Spontaneous Diarrhea & Vomit
“Meow, meow, MEOOOW!”. Or: How To Feed A Cat Without Nagging.
**

**The grossest thing that can happen while pooping

Switching Your Fork-Holding Hand While Eating? Do People Do This? **

**What’s your magic number for remaining idle the rest of your life?

Tell me about the Porsche 944

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**When (blank) dies, their Oscar clip will be (blank)
Paris Hilton - Out of jail after 3 days??? **

**The grossest thing that can happen while pooping
I have the opportunity to meet GWB. What should I do **

Things that can’t go in the garbage disposal
Ridiculously Big Animals

** Tell me about your expensive hobby.

Mars Has an Asshole, It Seems
**

I just saw these together, and had to post. I don’t want to think about it too much, though.

** I have the opportunity to meet GWB. What should I do?
Recommend an insurance company **

**Arousal in Professional Massage
Condoms for the young and restless **

**Does anyone remember this old joke?

Oh please, just stop. (Long, rambling, pointless)

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The first thread should spawn more posts…

** So, what are your sexual fetishes?
Spelling bees: getting harder? **

from IMHO…

**What does “Christian” really mean?
Atheists have no soul **

What to see in Brattleboro, VT
Ask the Stripper!

a few moments ago. Now we have

Did George Bush actually perform diplomacy?
Ask the Stripper!

Even better.