**Worst, most Awesome Date EVER.
So, what are your sexual fetishes?
**
**The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Why I’m not going anywhere, any time soon **
Because your name is on my Celebrity Death Pool List?
**If I married a conjoined twin …
Can I get a UK mailbox?**
So, what are you doing at home on Saturday night?
derailing a train with a penny moving at relativistic speed
MPSIMS
**A Cautionary Tale of Dating
Ridiculously big animals. **
**what is the most common topic on GQ?
When Did Welding Displace Rivets in Ships?
**Yeah, I see that question all the time.
**Does anyone remember this old joke?
Paris Hilton has found God
**
No, but I see lots of opportunities there.
Okay, this really isn’t your typical Sequential Thread entry, but this has been bugging me.
These two threads have been neighbors in Staff Reports for some time:
**Aquatic ape out of date
anti-semitic smurfs
**
Every time I see them I think
“anti-Aquatic smurfs out of date” or
“anti-semitic apes”
or something.
And… back to standard sequentials:
** Who does the Manual Labor Jobs In Your Area?
Why would someone major in Liberal Arts?
**
**I’m eating a banana split for lunch
Ask the Stripper!
**
That sounds vaguely like the start of a dirty joke,
**Does a Con man’s Victim Actively Participate in their own Conning?
Help Me Understand Money - Where does it come from?
**
It reproduces by fission in the open air. Here – give me a $20 and I’ll show you!
**Tell me what your perceptions of New Zealand are.
What widely held misconceptions to foreigners have about your country?
**
**Spock’s Brain - worst episode ever?
Mr. Picassohead
**
**What the hell did we do to you?
Man, I hate hippies
**Lissener is Black! :eek:
**What is it about Fire Fighters?
The appeal of the “exotic” look
**
A gem in MPSIMS:
**Sorry boobs, you have to go.
Bush and the Pope **
** I wanna be… a porn-store clerk!
So, what are your sexual fetishes?
Resume quandary (HR types welcome!) **
**So, what are your sexual fetishes?
Pick your favorite US candidate from the opposite party. **
It feels so wonderfully naughty!
**Prickly Dicks
Ask the Stripper!
**
State Farm is a bunch of fucking crooks and liars
What the hell did we do to you?
Why would someone major in Liberal Arts?
I wanna be… a porn-store clerk!