There’s a platform guaranteed to build consensus.
And if elected my first act will be to appoint a Special Commission to get to the bottom of the multiple posting scandal. The people demand answers to Multigate and as (fill in the blank) I will get those answers!
And I suppose “multiple postings” is what Little Nemo’s going to claim when they catch him stuffing the ballot box! 
The Straight Dope comes from Chicago. Around there, they call it “enthusiatic voting.”