Wiener ! ! ! !

Wiener wiener wieeeener!!!

Feeling wienery? And no I ain’t talkin about hot dogs. What a fabulously under-used word is wiener. Almost as good as weasle, but I’m over them. But wiener! Butt wiener? Uh oh…gone too far! G’night everybody!
WHIEEEEEEEEEner

wein–er? I don’t even know her…

Ner!

Wienery? Is that like a winery?

I’m not Austrian, I’m Swiss!

Hmm, first poster has over 6k posts, second poster over 600, third poster over 6k. 666, therefore this thread is evil and very, very pointless.

Pointlessly evil. Evil. Which is spelled with the e before the i, otherwise it would be Ivel and that wouldn’t make any sense. Not that any of this makes any sense.
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What’s wrong with wiener, Wile E?

Reminds me of a birthday card I’ve bought for several people. Outside of card: “Birthdays are like wieners.” Inside of card: “OK, not really. I just like saying wiener. Wiener, wiener, wiener!”

Nothing wrong with the wiener. I like you Inigo, but let’s face it, you don’t have a good track record with certain type threads. But I wish you and your wiener the best of luck staying up.

[Bobby Lee]
"Yessss…
It’s like…

Uh Oh!!! Hot Dog!!!
[/Bobby Lee]

I had a Professor Weiner once. The first day of class we said “Hello Professor Whiner,” and he loudly insisted, “No it’s Professor WEENER!!!” :eek: He was a shitty prof, but I’ll never forget cracking up that day.

I have a button somewhere with a picture of a hot dog with arms and legs, and it reads, “You may already be a weiner!” I wish I could remember where I put it.

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Dancing weiner! Personally, I can’t get mine to dance. A couple jumping jacks, maybe.

May you receive a visit from the Gaseous Wiener.

That is what I’d truly like to beeeeee.

I think we have a wiener!

And the blessed quote tags let us see how he did it.

When you highlight it, it looks like a daschund. But I still see no wiener.

Schnitzel?

No. I have a wiener. I will let you touch it if you like, however. Would you like to touch my wiener?

You have to pet him first.