No way…he spits
You say it’s your wiener, then you act like it’s a communal wiener. Let’s get the question of ownership straighted out first before we take any radical steps.
Your kids and your wieners…
Always sticking them in places they don’t belong.
I don’t want to know where you’re packing your weiner…
But, but, won’t someone think of the poor frankfurters!
Ohhhhh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner…
(Come on, you all sang it as kids too!)
Oh, say the word “wiener” and Kythereia shows up…coincidence? I think not!
That is what I truly want to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with meeeee!
I shall now sing:
I love the weiner man,
he owns the weiner stand,
he sells most everything
from hot dogs on down.
I want to share his life
I’ll be his weiner wife
I love the weeei-ner man!
Cyn takes a bow.
Ew. My weiner looks decidedly mangled when viewed from my iPod Touch. I don’t even want to Touch my own wiener, now. You (and by extension everyone) are therefore welcome to it, Sal.
Two days ago, my friend found out what sex his baby will be. As he put it:
“The baby has three knees. A left knee, a right knee, and a wee-nee.”
I consider my participation in this thread to be hypocritical, since my 3 boys have just entered the "yeah but only if it’s your weiner!! stage. It drives me up a wall when they do it. This is quieter though. The other word they are stuck on is Uranus. which I can laugh about for some reason.
I’m told they will be grown out of it by the time I die. True?
Cliff form Cheers: “I’m a winner”
Carla: Its pronounced “wee-ner”
Not at all.
If you want to totally paralyze them with hysterics though, remind them that Uranus is a gas giant!
Wiener. Wiener wiener wiener…something about a wombat with whiskey? For his weiner?
Say! Folks from Wien, Austria…they call themselves Wieners don’t they!?
It took you 24 hours, 20 minutes to get that? Time to switch back to caffienated coffee.
I think I’ve always been pretty up front about being an idiot.
Ya big wiener.
Speaking of wiener, where’s Frank?