[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
I think I’ve always been pretty up front about being an idiot.
Ya big wiener.
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Ich bin ein Wiener.
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
If you want to totally paralyze them with hysterics though, remind them that Uranus is a gas giant!
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They’ve figured this out already. The oldest chose that for a report in school. And wanted to read it out loud. Not sure if they let him though.
A wieeeener, with wieeeener flaaaavour!!!
Wiener, weiner
Weener, whiner
Let’s call the whole thing off
-with apologies to Ira Gershwin
Pardon me Inigo, I seem to have bumped your weiner.
Sorry about that.
[QUOTE=nd_n8]
Pardon me Inigo, I seem to have bumped your weiner.
Sorry about that.
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His name is Inigo Montoya. You bumped his wiener. Prepare to die.
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
His name is Inigo Montoya. You bumped his wiener. Prepare to die.
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I would only be worried if I hadn’t studied my Agrippa, which I have.
It’s a distinctive advantage to work on one’s Agrippa when dealing with one’s weiner.