Wiener ! ! ! !

Ich bin ein Wiener.

They’ve figured this out already. The oldest chose that for a report in school. And wanted to read it out loud. Not sure if they let him though.

A wieeeener, with wieeeener flaaaavour!!!

Wiener, weiner
Weener, whiner
Let’s call the whole thing off

-with apologies to Ira Gershwin

Pardon me Inigo, I seem to have bumped your weiner.
Sorry about that.

His name is Inigo Montoya. You bumped his wiener. Prepare to die.

I would only be worried if I hadn’t studied my Agrippa, which I have.

It’s a distinctive advantage to work on one’s Agrippa when dealing with one’s weiner.