Wait, I don’t think I saw this before…How could I have not posted it?
Q: Why was the bride smiling while walking down the aisle?
A: She knew she’d never have to give head again!
-Tcat
Absolutely!! That way is fun too. I think the biggest thing to remember ladies is that it makes us feel bad when just as soon as we orgasm, you jump up and run to the bathroom, spit, brush your teeth, gargle, etc… Lots of girls are ok with getting it in the mouth but just cant bring themselves to swallow. Then do the porn star method of opening your mouth and looking sexy at him while you let it run out or something. If you are going to let him cum on you instead, don’t forget to close your eyes!!!
::thumbs up::
Flavour: yes, it does vary from person to person, but also is dependent upon what they’ve been eating and drinking. This will have a stong influence on semen taste. If you want to secretly improve his taste, get him to eat citrus fruit - pineapple, oranges, etc. This will make it sweeter. If you feel this is too fiddly, then it’s up to you to find a way to dispose of the load on your own without making him feel bad or ruining the moment. There are even produsts you can buy to improve the flavour, but it may not be available in all areas (try Google if nowt else).
As for a pearl necklace or swallowing… It is very disheartening to have the gal jump up and run to spit and gargle. Why not do something more tasteful such as have a tissue nearby (if you must)? When it actually comes to climax, in order to cum all over her, the fella has to finish himself off (usually), which defeats the oral purpose, unless he asks to give you a pearl necklace or cum elsewhere.
My wife refuses to give blowjobs. I haven’t had one for four years, which I know because the last one was when she felt bad for the way she treated me before I left for a week long conference. I try to go down on her at least once a week. No, I have no idea what I taste like, although I have kissed her afterwards, in decades past.
Yes, I am thinking of leaving her. First, I resent not having a normal, healthy sex life. (We only get to use two positions, also.) Second, and most important, I feel you someone who loves you gets genuine pleasure from giving their loved one pleasure. That is why I am quite willing to go down, despite the total lack of reciprocation.
Hey Oblong- maybe if you said what an ideal “blowjob” was then men woudl get more that are better.
“Hey Oblong- maybe if you said what an ideal “blowjob” was then men woudl get more that are better.”
I heard a rumor that gay men give the best ones. Of course, gay men never really reply to these topics.
Yeah…but that doesn’t help…or even offer tips
Excercising the pelvic muscles will really help to increase the accuracy of your aim.
I haven’t had sex in nearly a year. The medication I’m on makes the idea of sex repugnant to me. Back in the day, however, I would give blow jobs. I don’t like the taste, however, and so I prefer to do them as foreplay, then climb on, rather than finishing it that way. The giving the blow job part can be fun and a turn on. Getting a mouthful of foul slime pretty much kills it for me right there. I always have to fight to not gag. I always swallowed, though, because spitting seemed impractical. Gah it’s disgusting though. Bleah.
As for terminology, to me “blow job” “head” “head job” and “oral sex” all mean the same thing [when referring to a guy–obviously oral sex means something else when referring to a girl] and I’ve never heard of anyone making a distinction before.
This thread is a good example of how people say “oral sex” when what they really mean is fellatio. As if the default meaning of “oral sex” is limited to fellatio. Hel-LO?! Have you all forgotten that fellatio is only half of the meaning of oral sex? When astro chose this thread title, were you thinking that fellatio is the only kind of “oral sex” there is?
I just see so many articles and discussions nowadays about “Oral Sex” but all people think it means is fellatio. I demand equal time for cunnilingus! If you’re going to talk about “Oral Sex,” you should make cunnilingus an equal part of the discussion. Otherwise, just be specific and say “fellatio” or “blowjob” or “sucking cock” so that people hoping for a discussion that includes cunnilingus aren’t misled!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160106
Oral sex is no doubt the most powerful act known to man
Ok you asked for tips. Not to be immodest, but I have been told my technique as follows is very nice.
FTR I don’t find the taste objectional but if you do then the solution is to not let the stuff land on the taste buds. In other words, at the moment of release leave one hand on the base of the penis and put your other hand on his ass and pull him in close and deep throat. This leaves you in control and gets it past the gag reflex and taste buds.
Simple, erotic and sweet as pie. Mmmmm pie.
Posse. It’s called posse. As opposed to pussy.
:eek:
I tend to side with the “symptomatic of the quality of the relationship” dealie.
One thing, though, before anyone leaves their SO over oral sex (whichever set of genitals is involved) first try talking about it. Might be that you can work out a deal in which everybody wins.)
I personally enjoy giving head to my wife – I mean, it REALLY turns me on. She likes giving head to me, too, though she doesn’t like to swallow, which doesn’t bother me. So it’s never really been a big deal for either of us. Reading some of these posts, I feel like I’ve dodge a bullet and didn’t even know it.
Uh… no… but maybe we figured out that if you are talking about what you’re doing to a GUY most people would be bright enough to figure out which one you meant.
No. I have a VERY sensitive gag reflex and anything even CLOSE to deep throat would cause my to convulse and gag, and possibly throw up. I’ve tried the “back of the mouth” thing before and it was even worse, because I gagged and the stuff ended up in my mouth for even longer. Sorry guys, but I don’t do the “cum in the mouth” thing anymore.
I am going to get slaughtered by the females here (not all of them but a large percentage albiet
A real woman not only gives good head but swallows too.
Suck it up ladies, its only about a teaspoon.
I don’t personally know if a lack of blowjobs causes a man to leave (never had the problem) but I must say a good blowjob can go a long way. I have had a man move 1000+ miles to live with me to recieve my regular oral pleasure (well I am sure its not the only reason, probably my excellent cooking too - after all its all about food and sex)
I don’t think its only BJs though, that are the deciding factor in these cases, women today need to be more rounded intellectually. I think that men (maybe its just me, again) are looking for more learned women, women who are interested in more than makeup and Sex In The City.
Somewhere here someone said that a good excuse to his wife would be that its not a blowjob b/c it was never completed…
sounds very Clintonesque to me…
Anyway, thats my two-bits … now I wonder if any of it made a lick of sense.
{BGI}
The question has been raised a few times in this thread by curious women: “which tecniques make fellatio (so) good or bad?”
If you have been, like me, too embarrassed to buy some good instructional book, maybe the following link (non-pornographic, non-smutty, totally respectful to all sexes, and free of charge etc etc) offers some positive practical advice and a good bibliography, too.
http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/afell.html
(Moderators, if i’m being out of line by providing this link, then please correct me)
Bluegreen_isis, you are my dream woman. And for me, really, the swallowing thing would just icing on the cake.