Ron, I’d love to invite you to my party, butight now we’re only holding stripper auditions & it’s kind of quiet over there too.
Unless, of course, you’d like to audition with the rest of the dancers… I’m sure the ladies would love it…
Ron, I’d love to invite you to my party, but right now we’re only holding stripper auditions & it’s kind of quiet over there too.
Unless, of course, you’d like to audition with the rest of the dancers… I’m sure the ladies would love it…
Last night I went out and searched and searched for an appropriate wedding present. Finally found one in the attic. It is a vase. It has a pastoral setting, at the bottom is a bull fight but the bull seems to be done in blue. The bullfighter is a stick figure. There is some sort of animal on one side, not sure if it is a dog or a buffalo. There is a zoo scene but cannot for sure know what animals are which sorta like frosted animal cookies, ya kinda know they are animals, but don’t look like any specific ones. It is also 3 feet high. The main color is limegreen, with plenty of puce and violet.
I do not approve of this wedding, the engagement is way too short, but I will do the “right” thing and give a gift.
::deb2world exits happy that she has finally gotten rid of that vase, it is the ugliest thing she has ever seen::
Well, Froggie, darling…
should there be some change in plans…
…just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Frog? You just put your lips together and… blow.
A girl
Cool, that vase will look great next to my taxidermied bullfrog band!
hommina hommina hommina
Um, little*bit . . . would you object to me having 2 wives? Not a whole harem or anything, just two or three wives? You of course would be one of them.
Crunchy, I’m a fairly open minded fiancee. I don’t mind you looking at other women. Hell, we could probably come up with some kind of “open marriage” solution. But don’t ask me to share the title. I would prefer it if I were the only Mrs. Crunchy Frog.
Oh.My.God.
What’s going to happen to Crunchy now that he asked if multiple wives would be okay with his intended??
I CAN’T LOOK!!!
Oh, yes I can…:D!
So A girl, is that cool with you? Could I be married to little*bit but see you on the side?
(I’m already thinking about how I can word this in my new sig line . . . )
<Not even married yet, and they’re having their first spat. Sheesh. :rolleyes: >
Screech, It’s not a spat. It’s a discussion between two compromising adults.
Now I can still offer to “educate” Monster104 when he turns legal 
On the side, Froggie, dear? As if I were a baked potato or slap of cole slaw?! I’m afraid that simply won’t do. But worry not for me, I can find another who will appreciate my … shall we say… unique talents!
::whistling::
Bye now!
A girl
Damn.
I wouldn’t mind if you had other wives besides me. As long as I was considered your main one. You regretting throwing me out on my ass yet?
This is starting to become a large foggy day.
So Froggie, when is the big day? I need to clear my schedule…:;takes out appointment book:: ::writing Date on which to crash wedding…
Yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh. So which member of the groom’s party should I be stalking in my sexually charged state?
So little*bit when is the big day? After today I’m off work (and so can’t post) until Sunday. So if we wanna get virtually married before the weekend, this’ll have to be the day to do it.
Zoggie until I’m sure how old you are (read: not jailbait) I’m afraid we will never be more than friends. 
And UncleBeer are you still interested in officiating?
nadin, THespos seems like a good choice. He’s already asked to be the perverted groomsman who hit’s on all the bridesmaids. Perhaps you can convince him to limit his flirting to you.
I won’t be around til Sunday, either, but as your maiden of honor, that will give me some time to finish altering the dress. [My gawd girl, how much weight did you lose for the wedding? I have to completely take these waist and hip side panels in at least a couple of inches!] Then I can finish hand-sewing each of the 3500 freshwater pearls on the headpiece and veil edges. Make sure the shoes are polished, check on the bouquets and bouttonierres, buttoniers, flowers for the guys…
So much to do, and it’s not even my day…