I just got rid of a dying computer which had Windows XP, and bought a new one with Windows 7.
My old email worked fine under Outlook Express.
My new email–Windows Live Mail- in polite language, SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.
Specifically: it does not allow you to insert a picture in an email.
HUH?
Sure, I can attach a jpg as an external file to an email—but I can’t have the user see the jpg picture while he’s reading the text… Why not, and who the hell thought up the idea of eliminating a vital function?
I want to write an email like this, to a proud grandma:
Hello proud grandma:
here’s what you missed at the baby’s first birthday party:
(PICTURE OF SMILING BABY .jpg)
And now here he is with his cake:
(PICTURE of CAKE-COVERED SMILING BABY.jpg)
And finally, here he is wearing the cute hat you knitted him:
(PICTURE of CUTE-HATTED , CAKE-COVERED, SIMILING BABY.jpg)
Obviously, it is vital that the jpg’s appear in the body of the message, in order, with each photo directly underneath its caption.
In Windows Live mail, the only thing I can do is type 3 captions, attach 3 jpgs, and hope grandma will click on the attachments in the right order. But even then, each jpg opens in a new window and blocks the body of the email, and the reader loses all continuity with the text.
What the hell is going on here, and what am I doing wrong?
Also-another problem with Windows 7:
There used to be a simple way to re-size a jpg file , reducing it from, say, 4 megabytes to a couple hundred kilobytes. This was a great way to send a lot of pics in an email without requiring the recipient to download a couple gigabytes of data . The re-size tool was called a “power tool”,and worked perfectly with Windows XP. But with Win7, there is no such thing. Why not? And how can I reduce the size of a jpg file ?
I have always joked that with Microsoft, there is no such thing as an upgrade , because every change to Windows is actually a downgrade. And this proves my point!
Please help me get my email back to a point where it is useful.
I don’t want anything fancy from my computer—I just want to send cute baby pics. But I can’t.
Help!