It’s often said that any statement starting “With all due respect” is going to be offensive and disrespectful. Likewise, “I’m not racist/homophobic/etc, but…” is always going to be racist/homophobic/etc. Well I say that’s sloppy logic! Let’s catalogue the vast, vast amount of statements where that’s not true!
I’m not racist, but cake is delicious!
I’m not a homophobe, but calculus is hard!
With all due respect, you deserved that Nobel Prize, sir!
Oh, I get it. You’re saying eating cake is a Black thing, and that’s why Black men stereotypically go for fat women? :mad:
With all due respect, I really like the cut of your jib.
With all due respect, I respect you very much.
Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.
I am not a lawyer, but… I’ll be taking the bar next week.
I may not be a freebasing heroin addict, but I find tangerine juice an enjoyable upgrade to orange juice.
I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing but I think unicorns kick ass.
With all due respect, I kindly invite you to perform oral sex on my genitalia.
Now, I do hate the Nazis and all, but they had some good ideas about strudel.
I’m not a homophobe, but I think gays should be allowed to marry and be legally recognized as such by the federal government.
And that Hitler guy was a hell of a speech giver.
The fact of the matter is, whilst I do tend to be tolerant toward other creeds, that was indeed rather funny.
With all due respect, I don’t think you’re due any respect whatsoever.
I’m not a woman, but I think men are the superior creatures.