Urbanredneck is a homophobic bigot

[ZipperJJ]

I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting but I really just wanted everyone to know. Seems like he wants everyone to know too.

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@Urbanredneck

The only “advantage” I can see being gay is a man doesnt have a wife and kids to hold him down so to speak and he can more easily move around to different jobs.

But seriously, gays are about 3% of males and who would want to be in a position where one could only mate with 3% of your same gender? Best to go after the other 50% of humanity.

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@Urbanredneck

I never have understood why the gay couple cannot just go to a different place?

Look, its a damn wedding cake and the other case was a photographer. Its nothing life saving. This is just your typical “In your face” gay bullshit of gays trying to stomp out anyone who questions them and shove their shit down everyones throats. I’d bet the people involved are now riding on a float on a gay pride parade somewhere and are the toast of the queer community. They are the pink Rosa Parks you know!

And all the crap gays have spewed about wanting to be left alone and just be free. Its all a freaking LIE! I dont know whats in their heads but it is not being a respected part of society.

Sorry for the rant.

@Urbanredneck

Or, they want to be famous in the gay community and what better way to get to be the pride of the Pride parade than being the person who shuts down a business.

I mean are gays just running around begging and pleading for some business to slight them so they can go after them? What’s wrong with just taking your money somewhere else?

@Urbanredneck

Really? You have walked into a pizza place and they had a sign which said “No Gays Allowed”?

Its a stupid cake. I mean if you were willing to pay the kind of money a good wedding cake costs, wouldn’t you want one to be exactly what you want it to be from a baker who will totally understand your needs? Heck if it was me I’d want a person who could do the most beautiful cake which shows the personality and feelings of me and my partner. Why would you want to mess with some breeder who might not have a clue or even be able to find a 2 grooms to put on the top?

Maybe you aren’t looking for “scalps” but many others are.

@Urbanredneck

I wish you all would get it out of your head that being gay is the same as being black. Quit riding their coattails.

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@Urbanredneck

Is it because you like men or just dont like women?

I mean why you guys dont like women? They smell better than we do. They talk different. They see things different. They have different mindsets. They have body parts we dont have. I’ve just never understood why you cannot find a woman to share your life with?

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@Urbanredneck

Well maybe you should put yourself in his shoes. Does he have a Dad? I’m sorry but your 2 women, like it or not and you look at the world as women.

Sorry to burst your gay bubble but your shoving alot of gay propaganda down the kids throat. The kid is probably confused but still loves you and hates to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth.

Please, step outside your gay circle and put yourself in his shoes.

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@Urbanredneck

Or you can wait until like me, his first job is with a boss whos gay and loves to hit on the young men who work for him. Nothing better than to have some sleezy old fart wanting to rub up to you to give an impression of gay people.

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@Urbanredneck

Curious, why didnt you have a commitment ceremony years ago? Gay couples have been having them since the 70’s. Plus havent you already been able to put each other into your wills and power of attorney and such?

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@Urbanredneck

So what if he has an attraction to men? Why cannot a man repress a feeling he feels is immoral or otherwise wrong?

Remember being “gay” is a combination of genetic and cultural forces. Same sex feelings can be nurtured or repressed. Why not let him choose?

Why? Are you afraid he will leave you for the first cute guy that comes along?

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@Urbanredneck

Do you ever get annoyed with certain members of the gay community for being so in your face to straights about it or other behavior?

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@Urbanredneck

Naw, I think “I now pronounce you husband and husband” just sounds weird.

And can you imagine a gay man walking up to group of married women talking about their husbands and saying “yea my husband is also like that”.

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@Urbanredneck

What I cannot figure out about these people is why? Ok I get it they dont feel right but afterwards, have you seen them? Jenner is one butt-ugly woman. So was Cher’s daughter, now son “Chastity” and now “Chase”. How could he/she possibly feel more “complete” when they look in the mirror?

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@Urbanredneck

So why arent more gays getting married? I mean yeah, when it happens you see all these gay couples getting married together in one big ceremony on the courthouse step and everyone seems happy, but then… its almost like who cares?

Here in the Kansas City Star they publish articles of people getting married and I think in 10 years I might have seen ONE same sex couple.

There’s also a thread where he pops in to ponder why a gay guy can’t “just find a nice girl and settle down” (paraphrased but yes that was just about what he said) but I’ll be damned if I can find it. I found all these other gems instead!

[hotflungwok]

Now I wanna see what happens when you do have the drive to properly pit someone.

[Anaamika]

Agreed. He was really annoying me in that teenager thread, with the two moms. “Shoving propaganda down his throat”? The kid has two functioning parents, he’ll be fine, why don’t you go and worry about all of the kids in abusive homes or whatever?

Dipshit. I think he’s also anti-transgender.

[Crotalus]

@ZipperJJ

I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting …

I’d say you pitted him quite properly. Well done.

[VinylTurnip]

Well if he doesn’t constantly talk about gay stuff, how are we supposed to know how straight he is?

[lieu]

If that was a grocery list I’d need a bigger cart.

[ZipperJJ]

@Anaamika

Dipshit. I think he’s also anti-transgender.

Yeah, I threw in a quote from the Bruce Jenner thread but he didn’t have too much to say about it. In that thread, at least. He didn’t not-give-a-fuck as hard as aceplace57 did.

[Bryan_Ekers]

You realize he has “red” and “neck” in his name, right?

[joyfool]

The guy has been a “I’m so anti-gay, it hurts” poster boy since he’s shown up, that it makes me wonder why he wastes his time here. He’s not going to convince the natives that his ‘bigoted-er than thou’ stance is better, so why bother? What a boring, un-original troll. Maybe the Freepers have suspended new membership?

ETA: Oh, and Zipper, what a fine pitting. This asshole deserved this ages ago. Multi thumbs up!

[kayaker]

But seriously, gays are about 3% of males and who would want to be in a position where one could only mate with 3% of your same gender? Best to go after the other 50% of humanity.

Wuh? “go after”? Wuh?

Great pitting ZipperJJ.

[Morgenstern]

@ZipperJJ

I don’t really have the drive to give him a proper pitting but …
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There’s also a thread …

I guess you and I have a different definition of “drive.”

[Mr.Miskatonic]

When I see someone this vocal about their anti-gay feelings I expect that in a few months they will explaining to everyone how they have a wide stance.

[ZipperJJ]

Well I mean like, I don’t really feel like writing a long screed with creative put-downs and uses of the word “fuckity.” Searching “site:boards.straightdope.com urbanredneck gay” did not take much effort. It returns a wad of awful, which I pasted here.

I’m leaving it up to you guys to add your own “fuckity.”

[Chimera]

So then I expect we’ll soon be hearing about how his computer drive full of gay porn was found and he had to come out?

It’s always the ones who scream loudest about how NOT GAY they are who turn out to be totally gay.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Not only is he a bigot, he’s also an extra-dumb bigot. Our other resident bigots at least have a sackful of ten dollar words they dress up their bigotry in, coming across as the first place sprinters on the escargot tray. Urban, dude, he’s not winning any ribbons even among his bigoted fellows.

[Anaamika]

@kayaker

Wuh? “go after”? Wuh?

Great pitting ZipperJJ.

I always want to say to people who think you choose your sexuality, ok, prove it. Go after the same sex for six months. Just six months. Sleep with the same sex, have a relationship, etc. Prove your sexuality is just that mutable. Voila! When you can do that, maybe then I’ll listen to you.

[Bryan_Ekers]

This thread is TOTALLY urban!

[Boyo_Jim]

@faithfool

The guy has been a “I’m so anti-gay, it hurts” poster …

Possibly his anus hurts from something … unrequited.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@Anaamika

I always want to say to people who think you choose your sexuality, ok, prove it. Go after the same sex for six months. Just six months. Sleep with the same sex, have a relationship, etc. Prove your sexuality is just that mutable. Voila! When you can do that, maybe then I’ll listen to you.

Dan Savage has a very great, very explicit version of this challenge, which I won’t link to but invite someone else to link to.

[Knorf]

@Left_Hand_of_Dorkness

Dan Savage has a very great, very explicit version of this challenge, which I won’t link to but invite someone else to link to.

I think it’s actually not really NSFW, but just in case:

Link.