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Ditto!!!
Applause.
That’s just all there is to say.
Were is the bow down toward Sampiro chanting “We’re not worthy” icon?
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Now you’re just being cruel. It’s not fair to dangle the carrot just out of reach. After awhile the mule is going to kick you until you give it to him.
Bravo, and thank you for a most entertaining trip through your life. I want more.
Encore! Encore!
Cube farms all over the world look like prairie dog villages as all Dopers rise for a standing ovation.
Huzzah!!!
So, is it wrong to wish for another hurricane to come a’roaring toward Mobile? I think we need a part deux.
Ivylass is right. It’s inhumane to taunt us like that! I laughed so much my bronchitus started acting us. ( :dubious: I think it’s sympathetic to yours, because I thought I’d gotten rid of that.)
I’m cheering for a book deal. Mental patients? Sacrifices to Elvis? (I’ve never tried that, so I’m somewhat inruiged.) How do you hold your eyes open with toothpicks anyway? Dish! Please? You’ve already got a fanclub.
Bravo. I’m dying to hear “outed” and about the haunted houses. And the fake ouija board messages. I think we need a poll for this.
If you do decide to write a book, make sure you come back here to post the story of what happened when your mother and your sister read it.
You know, you could send them to a link to this thread, and we’d probably get another funny story out of it. Go on, I dare you!
I think I love you.
Well, I mean, in that it’d never work - me being female (and married!) and you being gay, but I still love you. Or at least I might after my ribs stop hurting from laughing so hard.
messages god was sending through the plumbing is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard for years…
Bravo! This is my first Sampiro story but it sure as hell won’t be my last!!! I’m checking in every day 'til the next one…'cause you gotta know,there IS going to be a next one!
“.38 caliber tranquilizer” has now entered my vocabulary.
Loved it, loved it, loved it!!
Oh, and Pall Malls and Red Dogs? I swear we’re kin.
I stayed almost 45 minutes late at work on a beautiful Friday afternoon to finish this.
Well done.
Wonderfully told as always Sampiro. I have guests due in about 45 minutes and I can now mentally prepare myself for a dinner party for 12, having read the conclusion. I would have been wanting to throw em out after they ate just so I could get back here and read. My guests are greatful (though they don’t know it) I had the opportunity to read the conclusion before they arrived.
You know, swampbear if you’re fast enough, you could print out the whold thread, highlight the posts with the story, and regale your guests with it.
Be the social event of the season, I betcha.
:: bows before greatness ::
“We’re not worthy!!!”
That was fabulous, dahlin’. The funniest thing (beside your story) is that I have been reading Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. So many similarities! Must have something to do with the humidity of the Gulf…
Please regale us with more tales from the Southern side…
You’re in the same state as Sampiro?
Go over to his house and make him sit down at the computer to tell us more stories. Threaten him with a pecan log from Stuckey’s if you have to.