Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile

[yellow_sausage_bandit]

I’m surprised there was no mention of the police finding meth at the crime scene.

[thelurkinghorror]

@Two_Many_Cats

I saw a steamer trunk-like box that collected Orgone at the now defunct Museum of Questionable Medical Devices. But you were supposed to sit in it to cure yourself of illnesses and maintain your optimum health. There was nothing on the description card about killing zombies with it.

Wonderful place, that museum was. I’m so glad I bought the souvenir book it sold.

It’s not like there is insane vs. sane, it’s more like a sliding scale. The Old Earth creationists think the YECs are nuts. I can some follower of Reich rolling his eyes.

@running_coach

Of course she seemed rational. She’s a cold-blooded killer.

Of course, if it were Florida, the heat would warm and ectothermic lizard right up.

[Mr.Duality]

@yellow_sausage_bandit

I’m surprised there was no mention of the police finding meth at the crime scene.

Obviously they must have just used the last of the meth.

[Sario]

I… wait… WHAT!?!?!?!?!

[wolfman]

@Evan_Drake

Mineo and Rogers were followers of Sherry Shriner, a self-proclaimed granddaughter of King David who calls herself a “Servant, Prophet, Ambassador, Daughter, and Messenger of the Most High God.” Shriner preaches that the “New World Order” is colluding with aliens and demons to take over the world; that a mystical substance called Orgone can kill zombies; and that reptilian aliens pose as humans and dump snakes down people’s throats to “scalp” their souls.]

I used to love mad-libs when I a kid too.

[Evan_Drake]

The fortunate parts are that Daughter = Jesus the Son, Messenger = Mohammed, Prophet = Mohammed and Joseph Smith, Servant = Servant of The Most High, which is a Bible thing *, and Ambassador is probably out of Star Trek.

Something for everybody !

Plus a blow to that wicked old patriarchy by giving God a Daughter same as the Son, which counts for a lot amongst the most dim. ( Although there was some talk in Religious Ed about the Father being the same being as the son, but I may have misheard as a child, cos it seemed unlikely. )

** “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out ! Come here !”*
Still, she was pretty when young ** in that '80s fashion and that is more precious than rubies.

** Her Trueacademy.

Sherry would always tell it like it is to the point where most have tried to murder her like they did the prophets of old (and believe me they keep trying that till this day) but I have been led to stand up as an bridge and walk God’s people up to the point where they can effectively discern Sherry’s saving message. The Most High, Sherry and I are one as the back-bone of TheTrueacademy.

[Ethilrist]

@guizot

Right.

What’s so bad about a reptile leading your cult?

Well, they can’t all be James Earl Jones…

[TruCelt]

Majority of us take from elders today:

things we’d batter a young child for doing, not really because we sincerely want to, but simply because we want the society to view us as civil and respectful.

Uh, no, no we wouldn’t. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Little_Nemo]

@Jackmannii

This story is just a distraction from the shape-shifting reptilian in the Oval Office.

Not that it would’ve been any better had his opponent won. :eek:

Wake up America!

I’m dreading the day when Donald Trump pulls off his mask and reveals to the world that he has, in fact, been Donald Trump all along.

[JKellyMap]

This thread is chock full of near-miss Frank Zappa song titles!

[glee]

@Okrahoma

“A woman shot her boyfriend in the head after he asked her to kill him because he thought the leader of a cult they belonged to was a reptile posing as a human, police said.”

From your story, the only evidence we have that the boyfriend said that is the word of his killer. :smack:

[BobBitchin]

@glee

From your story, the only evidence we have that the boyfriend said that is the word of his killer. :smack:

Then it looks like we’re gonna have to slice the cult leader open and look for lizard…um stuff to clear this poor woman.

And if we don’t find the proof we’re looking for,well that just means those lizard bastards are sneakier than we thought.:eek:

[Riemann]

@Jackmannii

This story is just a distraction from the shape-shifting reptilian in the Oval Office.

Not that it would’ve been any better had his opponent won. :eek:

Wake up America!

But what are we going to do? It’s a two-party system.

[Isamu]

and so it begins…

[cochrane]

Does all of this remind anybody of the TV show V?

[MEBuckner]

@The York Dispatch

Her publicly appointed lawyer was not immediately available for comment on her behalf on Monday.

Barbara Rogers’ publicly appointed lawyer: “Oh, Jesus, why do I always have to get the weird ones?”

[Riemann]

@cochrane

Does all of this remind anybody of the TV show V?

In what way? Ok, in both cases shape-shifting reptilian aliens are trying to take over the world, but otherwise I’m not seeing the similarity.

[Doctor_Jackson]

Well, on her web site Sherry Shrinersays:

I warned Steve Mineo she was a Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier…and now he’s DEAD because he wouldn’t listen. He just went on a tirade against me instead and was trying to build an empire of hate against me…led by Barbara Rogers

I’m not sure what more she could do…

[txjim]

@cochrane

Does all of this remind anybody of the TV show V?

Reminds me more of They Live

[cochrane]

@Riemann

In what way? Ok, in both cases shape-shifting reptilian aliens are trying to take over the world, but otherwise I’m not seeing the similarity.

Well, yeah, that is the similarity. The aliens in V were reptiles who came to earth disguised as humans and promising to help humanity. They were deceptive as to their true intentions. Seems pretty similar to me.