Woman kills boyfriend - he wanted to die 'cuz his cult leader was a reptile

Can we all at least agree that a Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldier sounds like the most bad-ass thing ever?

Yes, I was kidding.

The aliens in V weren’t shape-shifters.

Sure, except that your syntax is incorrect.
It should be Reptilian Vampire-Witch Super-Soldier

Wow!
I wanna see one of those in the next Marvel movie – as a protagonist!
[Or maybe with Danny Trejo as Machete’s next sidekick.]
–G!