^^ Apparently DSeid is a woman or a feminine man as he/she finds nuts repulsive. The manly men think they’re just fine ( that’s what I’ve learned from the OP ).
hopefully no-one has quoted this previously - but I had a look at the first site from the OP’s suggested Google search.
Here are the first few replies:
“they are pretty ugly…but they really get me going…what they look doesnt even matter really…its how they feel…man i havnt had sex in like 2 weeks these forums are makin me feel ronchy”
“Not so great-looking when they are soft, but when they are hard — Yum!!!”
“I wouldn’t say they are ugly, but I wouldn’t want a framed picture of one on my desk.”
“It depends on who it’s attached to.”
“Depends on the angle, the color, the umm size…yup def. depends on the color.”
out of the first 20 or so replies, there’s 2 passive agreements but most women saying the opposite.
Hmmm, having difficulty passing this as a cite.
See, the problem is you are going for the loin, where that ugly dangly thing is. I mean, hell, why not go for bridge-oysters. The rib is a much better cut – for barbecuing, in a pit.
Thank-you, thread, for being entertaining so far. Actually I’m about half-way through page 3.
OP:
I have a link here that I want you to promise me something - I want you to promise me that you will read this article with a fervid intensity bordering on the sublime; I want you to pore over each and every bon mot, OP, with a most gratifying keenness that would make Edmund Wilson or even Nietzsche proud. And, as you luxuriate over the text like swishing and slurping* a fine bouquet of Dom Perignon '64, please keep in mind this screed was a labour of love that I’m sure that you will feel, as well, and, want to share…
*ok maybe you don’t that with champagne but I don’t know fucking squat about wines or any of that shit.
Swishing the bubbly stuff doesn’t work so well. Think about swishing a soda. Same problem. Otherwise, great metaphor. Make it a burgundy maybe.
Your hard palate separates you from the reptiles.
They needn’t breathe while eating because they have a hard palate, which separates the mammal from the reptile.
Not the slightest bit. You’ve been able to do it since you weren’t a reptile.
(Addressing my suit because I’m a prig and disagree with everything else) How YOU doin,’ Sunny, whom I might be addressing?
Well, I was asleep as the time. As of now, awake. I am awake. How you doing?
Look, even George Lucas couldn’t make one look attractive…
NSFW
posted May Sith, the Dark side of the Fourth
While (apparently) having XY chromosomes, the OP is not a “manly man.” Manly men do not whine about how (some) women might view various body parts of men and then blather on displaying incredible ignorance of his own topic.
Captain Kirk had no problem with them…
I, for one, (in what should have probably been said about 17 years ago), am personally discomfited by all the tasteless genital wordplays and malice aforeskin thingies besmirching the OP’s soul-bearing plight of his burdensome, physically-embarrassing cock problem.
::Smug-shrugs, puts headphones back on to listen some more Urethra Franklin.::
Hi, I only read the title, but I wanted to tell the OP that he misspelled “reclusive.” Personally, I’ve found most men’s genitals to be quite the opposite, but maybe that’s just me.
I’ve got one but I’m not sure if I should post it because it’s so vulgar I’m concerned it might actually violate some part of the penile code.
We shall have to first have you tested for penile dementia.
Oh man. I have a feeling I’m about to get the shaft here.
SIX pages before a King Missile reference came up!