According to the OP, women would include “dicks” in that list.
Regards,
Shodan
Kryten (Red Dwarf): It’s hideous! That’s it? That’s the best design they can come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said, "Ah, there. That’s it. That’s the one we’re looking for - the last chicken in the shop look’. Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang “Memories Are Made of This” with one of those stashed in his slacks?
That is such an epic episode that I named my wifi “ListersCurry”. Anyone have a papadom the size of lake mitchigan?
As long as we’re going on about anatomy and have moved from the specific to the more general, one thing that’s bugged me about the human body is the fact that you have a single hole for air and food. Seriously? Your car’s gas tank cover is nowhere near the air filter intake and the car was designed by humans and the body supposedly by God. Well, I bet Mamma Cass had a few things to say to him! And it’s not like we don’t have nostrils. Just tie them in lower. Then if you got something caught in your throat you could just breath in through your nose, hold your nostrils and cough up that piece of hot dog or whatever.
a big thank you to whoever posted the link to Red Dwarf, I haven’t seen all of them and I forgot how much they make me laugh.
Would that be the aural sex I’ve read so much about?
I was sitting on that for so long, waiting for this thread’s inevitable move, so I could post it.
By the way, that story about Cass Elliott choking to death is untrue. She died in her sleep from heart failure.
Let’s just say it’s a double polaroid. 
Apparently, newborns can breathe and swallow at the same time. It’s later that the tubes shift and we lose the ability.
I am not so sure that is correct, they can aspirate easily.
Im no pediatrician but it sounds wrong.
There is only 1 tube at the mouth part down to a certain point, so nothing to shift,
you breath out your mouth and nose through the same piece of piping you swallow food with.
Hence the need for a valve at the lower end to switch between pizza and oxygen intakes
This NIH document describes an infant’s “Suck-Swallow-Breathe” coördination. It says that they can suck and breathe at the same time, but the actual swallowing takes place separately. There appears to be no special configuration of an infant’s throat that supports simultaneous breathing+swallowing.
Hopefully this counts as misinformation fought.
I know a few women who would sort of agree with the OP. They’re in lesbian relationships now. I don’t think they’re the overwhelming majority. Considering the attitudes toward penis-in-vagina sex women I have known have had, I think OP is making a very misleading generalization.
Am the pediatrician so I’ll add my two cents.
Exactly right that babies can suck and breathe at the same time but not swallow and breathe at the same time. They also have great difficulty breathing through the mouth and completely blocked nasal passages are a real significant problem (obligate or preferential nasal breathing).
Comparatively babies’ tongues take up more of the available space and the flap that switches back and forth blocking the airway during swallowing (the epiglottis) is positioned closer to the back of the roof of the mouth (much lower as we age, even by several months old).
And now back to “recipes for troll loin” …
Shouldn’t all humans do that baby or adult? or am i an oddball?
Can’t swallow it with out drowning, but i can suck up a mouth full of soda while breathing humming.
Do you have any good barbeque troll loin recipes?
Perhaps more of a dry barbeque?
Yes I think you are relatively uncommon if you really can breathe while actively sucking a straw.
The problem with troll recipes is coming up with some way to neutralize the bitter aftertaste. I tried a TrollHouse cookies recipe once, figuring all the sugar would help, but it ended up with too many nuts for my taste.
I can do it! I really can! I have my water bottle with straw sitting next to me and I was able to breathe while I was drinking for multiple breaths. That’s so awesome.
I’m uncommon! 
Hey, I watched when that penis came off. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of women were cheering as that penis was coming off. Thousands of people were cheering.
There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large women populations. They were cheering as the penis came off. I know it might be not politically correct for you to talk about it, but there were people cheering as that penis came off — as that penis came off. And that tells you something. It was well covered at the time, George. Now, I know they don’t like to talk about it, but it was well covered at the time. There were people over in New Jersey that were watching it, a heavy female population, that were cheering as the penis came off. Not good.
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Wow. That’s an impressive amount of information. Thanks, everyone.
OK. That’s hilarious.
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