Reminusive?
Come again? Are the punises in this thread getting ugly yet?
You have more than one penis? :eek:
He says don’t come into these threads with malice aforeskin, or if you have a bone to pick with another member.
I’m thinking this. Can I add it to the soundtrack?
*
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?*
The cast of SNL begs to differ with the OP.
I also find it amusing that the blurb for this thread on the main board only shows the first four words of the thread title, making for a somewhat different impression.Where has this thread been?? I can’t believe I’ve missed six pages of glorious troll-roasting. 
The troll-roasting did not get properly underway until yesterday evening, when this thread was moved here from GD.
What part of anyone’s body is attractive?
Eyes? Are you kidding me? A glistening ball of gristle rolling around in a cavity, that has to be kept wet or else it stops working?
Hair? For fucks sake - strands of dead matter excreted right through the living skin, like fibrous turds that won’t wipe off?
Lips? A quivering sphincter inadequately trying to keep closed a disgusting, bone-encrusted hole containing a fleshy tentacle?
I could go on.
You been at the Shakespeare’s sonnets again?
[QUOTE=The bard]
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
[/QUOTE]
It’s detachable too.
Well, you’ve got to use your eye balls.
The OP’s right, I was sued by a cock-eyed girl. I was a little hard at hearing so it didn’t go too well.
So, taking the OP seriously for just a fraction of a second (yes, I know) - is this only true of humans, or does it apply to the rest of the animal kingdom? (at least that subset of the animal kingdom that uses penes)
What is the ugliest part of your body?
Some say it’s your nose, some say it’s your toes
I think it’s your mind
- Frank Zappa
My penis! I thought we already discussed this.
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
One was so small it was nothing at all
The other was big, and won prizes.
Ears. Pay any attention at all, to any human ear, and the wierdness is striking.
(Nitpick to restore the proper rhythmic cadence)
What’s the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose,
some say your toes, but I think it’s your
mind
Ears are lovely, though, and all too often underrated or ignored as an erogenous zone. You can spend hours with an ear. Just try it!
Eyes are the windows to the soul. And hair? I love hair. I even love hair detached from the head. I have this odd thing, when I fancy someone. If I find a loose strand of hair that they’ve left behind, it’s quite wonderful. Even if it’s on the bathroom floor, or in my sandwich. When you think about it, there aren’t many parts of a loved one’s body that can be detached and enjoyed separately like that. It’s quite peculiar. I guess it’s basically down to hair, and toenail clippings.
And speaking of toenail clippings, let me tell you a thing or two! No, wait. I’m not quite there yet. Still not into toenail clippings. Maybe I’ll get there at some point, though.
But even so, I want to make it clear that none of these things, however lovely, match up to my penis.
So how big is this Martian foot actually ?